KILLER KANE

Gemini . Actress. etc.

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

“Mentally ill people keep the world spicy” -me

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

When you tell a friend that someone is consistently rude and mean to you, and your “friend” gets mad at you for saying it, they aren’t your friend and never were. Point blank period #goodriddance

[J.H.M. @Lord_McCord]

It’s the loud reminders that I am a brat

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

Me: “I don’t trust a man that doesn’t eat meat”

T.J.: “what if he’s Presbyterian”

😩😂🤣

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

I asked TJ could we go to Italy and he told me we could just go to Long Island 🙄

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

Hot take: maybe the person you don’t like isn’t a narcissist, maybe they just are tired of you and you didn’t get the silent hint so they just started treating you like shit so you would get the picture and dip 🤷🏾‍♀️

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

A bitch I ain’t talked to in 3 years said she got beef with me!? I’m just over here filming auditions and cooking for&loving on my man. We clearly do very different things with our same 24hrs of the day 🤷🏾‍♀️

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

My boyfriend doesn’t know what tumblr is … I just told him I’m gonna tweet that he doesn’t know what tumblr is and he said “… okay but I don’t know what @theistumblr is 👀 …. I’m just wondering … where Tf he was when tumblr was THAT GURL

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

😍😍😍

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

There is no such thing as health care in nyc

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

“I don’t have a low pain tolerance, I just choose to quit before it scars”

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

“You’re doing good boo, you’re taking the innocence outta men”

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

Imma get my boyfriend to beat all y’all Tf up . …. I literally say this in my head about twice a day for now reason what so ever at all

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

If anyone you hate us looking to relocate .. send them to #Brownsville

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

If people heard the way I talk to my dogs when I’m alone they would think I was absolutely insane. …. (I talk to my cats in a regular voice because their demeanor gives professional … they also don’t like anyone but Tj atp so)

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

I do not, have not, and will not- ever understand this obsession with these Stanley mug thing

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

If there’s one thing white women love more than pumpkin spice lattes , it’s without a doubt using the word “gaslighting”.

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

Not my nephew asking my boyfriend to find out where I was at 2 am the other day lolllllll can a bitch go outttt !?!

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

Tj: what’s that white girls name that sings ? … Tyler Smith ?

Please tell me why this mf was talking about #TaylorSwift

[KILLER KANE @killerkan3]

My 13 year old nephew is staying with me in #Bedstuy for the summer. Tonight we sat on the fire escape and just talked to one another until 2 am and it was just the best thing ever. ✨ God knew what he was doing when he gave me this kid as a nephew ✨