Jaw-Rod, A lawn.

I see weird things, have strange thoughts, and make fun of Idiots. What else is this site for

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

You ever angstily sit on a roof, look at a bridge, and think "shouldn't I have stopped doing this at 17"

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

@Israel Doesn’t even mean anything, fuck is Israel in 5

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

They were right to do it to Jack Ma and we’d be right to do worse to Elon.

[Ken Cao-The China Crash Chronicle @KenCao_onChina]

Ten years ago, Elon Musk and Jack Ma both looked like avatars of the future.

Musk was building electric cars, rockets, satellites, and AI. Jack Ma was building Alibaba, the crown jewel of China’s internet economy.

Fast forward a decade: Musk is worth $1.1 trillion.
Jack Ma was forced into silence, Ant Group’s IPO was crushed, Alibaba lost its aura(its stock plunged by more than 60% since 2020), and China’s tech sector went from world-beating to politically domesticated.

One entrepreneur was allowed to compound.
The other was reminded who really owns the scoreboard.

This is not just a story about two billionaires.
It is a story about two systems. One system lets madmen build rockets to Mars.

The other cuts down its most successful entrepreneur for flying too close to the sun.

That is why Musk became the world’s first trillionaire.
And Jack Ma became a warning label.

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

Most relatable thing a pro athlete has ever said

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

Yeah because this one means I finished the fucking water temple.

[💭 @zeldatalk]

ill actually thro w up you dont understandd

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

@ANerdNamedJerry Show us it is possible to look like both a vampire and an alien at the same time?

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

@AAll1776 @koryhBBN @EvanRobertsWFAN Every moment ever is for protest if there’s something to protest

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

local bars around the arena taking a hit, eliminating the community aspect of the game, causing chaos in the busiest train station in the world a day after a knife attack there, excellent job to everyone involved truly

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

This is how you lose the Mandate of Heaven.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨 BREAKING: The Knicks have canceled all watch parties outside MSG for Game 3 due to President Donald Trump's attendance.

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

This is fucking ridiculous man. 350 to sit in the second row???? 350 in Arizona????????????????? Death is too kind a punishment

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

Bring back the guillotine for scalpers.

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

@wrdjsn Kratos out here slicing and dicing Moses

[Ashleyy @dontsippy]

Adriano Espaillat thought a man who sexually harassed 13women was better for NYC than Zohran Mamdani. He got scared and approached Zohran after Mamdani won Espaillat's district by 19 points

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

The much more obvious egregious writing choice is Ali suddenly giving up his faith and the identity we’ve known him as to become Martin McQueen the Murder Machine

[bacall 📼 @mulhollandmiya]

rue was murdered. she didn't take a bunch of pills & OD. she took one perc for her pain after being dragged by a fucking horse. everyone talking about it's realistic as if she downed a bunch of pills but she didn't. ali knew this which is why he tested the pills.

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

@ScottMGreer @Wodenshot Well several players and teams aren’t being granted visas to participate, to start

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

No but it’s the best city in the world to travel by motorboat

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

@cosmoksmom @gianweb10 @code_mom_ @Jani__Gee This remains not the point. It is not about quality or sufficiency. It is about the definition of all inclusive, which a set number of meals and drinks is, by definition, not.

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

@Srirachachau Don’t even get a blaster or anything just Fox suddenly doing Bo Staff combos

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

@hitaboutit @ruiicist Get a gun up to your mouth

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

Jessica Tisch and the NYPD are intentionally doing things to make Zohran look like a weak and powerless fool. Dinkins lost in major part because of the police, Zohran can easily follow in his footsteps. You want to play these people’s game you better be a fucking boss or they will eat you alive.

[Jaw-Rod, A lawn. @jra341]

@admcrlsn Died on the job. He should get harangued in the grave.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Zohran was always going to run into a conflict with the NYPD. He needs to stand up right now and put them in their place or they’re going to walk all over him for the next 3.5 years.