it’s me!

welcome

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the hotter the box the higher the girl

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benjamin and the jet engines

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.@GregAbbott_TX please stop the execution of @innocence client #RobertRoberson on Oct. 17 for a crime that never occurred. https://t.co/hLoDY456yu

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i’ve been wearing spandex as underwear for two days now and last night i slept in the lobby of a studio arts building

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i just lost the best water bottle that ever happened to me

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i went to see a high school production of into the woods, she directed into the woods (my friend). i got to see my other friend at home there too. but then i didn’t have much time. so then i hung out with my mom. didn’t do all of my homework though lol!

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flirting is how you beat scurvy

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@Fuckalmondmilk i actually think you have got to get LESS intelligent

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nothing like being shamed by the duolingo owl

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my bus broke down outside of cumberland farms happy valentine’s day

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PDA by the printers?

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took a covid test on the bench outside of CVS (to show avicii i was cool)

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never have i ever been guilt-tripped by the duolingo owl (like, what?)

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name anything more irrelevant than the third generation of skins

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finnegan, finn again

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thank you, muffin people

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@insultsrare i’m not racist, but i’m a very nice guy who is a very good friend and a good person who has been through the worst

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@Fuckalmondmilk looking amazing

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@HardlyEvenNoah it’s the “hahahaha” for me

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@princesszoaaa you ARE bored, huh

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feeling a bit conical