Captain Bringdown

I'm ok with talking to strangers.

[Holly Marie Combs @H_Combs]

I'm so tired of people telling me @realDonaldTrump "really meant to say"... If he can't speak for himself he shouldn't speak for a nation.

[Captain Bringdown @killerteeth]

WHAT DOES THE MOON SMELL LIKE?!?!

[Captain Bringdown @killerteeth]

@temptalia Pro Flowers is really awesome--and they're on ebates!

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Happy Uncles Cock

[Nicholas Agri @theavnerd]

The Fyre Festival as an anlogy to Trumps presidency? Over-promised under-delivered paid for by rich pricks and celebrated by poor morons.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FYRE FESTIVAL = JABRONI FESTIVAL OF THE EARTH

[𝖕𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖙💦 @pussyrrriot]

Le Pen's party has received a hefty loan from a Russian bank

Macron's organization has suffered from more than 4000 hacking attacks

Hmmm

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

lifehack: dont be dumb as hell

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FACT CHECK: THE EARTH IS FULL OF JABRONIS

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

DO NOT BE AFRAID TO TELL SOMEONE TO GO FUCK THEMSELF #TuesdayThoughts

[Florida Man @_FloridaMan]

No joke here. @KathyFndzRundle clearly wants this case to vanish over the weekend, and I just don’t think it should https://t.co/SL3q2XKAPT

[elizabeth @Elizasoul80]

TrumpCare: It's like Trump University, but you die.

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

A fuckin scumbag horse https://t.co/M1PqJfiHgF

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Ignore his stupid Tweets. Ignore the distractions. Stop this fucking thing. https://t.co/VKuhhYzzqc

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

As a woman, it's fine to remain a slight mystery. Not everyone out there deserves an explanation.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I hate to have to remind, but America: Stop. This is the swindler who defrauded so many in TrumpU because he was a good talker and salesman.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

#MAGA https://t.co/nPU6kuWqO5

[Captain Bringdown @killerteeth]

"Where are their gasmasks?! Why is no one wearing gasmasks?" Ian, looking at a KPop group's photo pondering why people like them.

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

she thinkin bout how she gonna die because ya mans doesnt understand climate change
https://t.co/BeoUg1w94N

[Captain Bringdown @killerteeth]

@brandonstosuy showing this to Paulo so he can cry with pride.