Burgermeister Meisterburger

bless your heart🌷

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

Thinking about that one knickknack someone stole from my kitchen during a party

[FutureDizzy @Futuredizzy]

Me - “We don’t know if they went on a second date.”

@killertofuuuu “We don’t know if she has a horse!”

[Corpsey @twilper]

@darthtjader i'm an obnoxious fool for noxious ghoul

[hard disk drive @_HDD]

Betsey Johnson (1997)

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

Me this week

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“Tomorrow I’m doing 9/11” is such a cool thing to say. You can’t even be mad about it. It’s perfect.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

"Can my boyfriend come?" Will he become taciturn at our laughter?

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

@Mrs_Tom_Johnson I feel compelled to say this is not a killer tofuuuu quote

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

Rude

[Black Therapist 💕 @NicoleLewisLCSW]

How children cope with emotional loneliness 😔

[attorneydad @attorneydad]

New outlook signature just dropped

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

@twilper To all who celebrate🙏

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

@Mrs_Tom_Johnson Straight from my paint box home

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

Me this week

[Suugah Boogah @N_Doemostmuted]

@creepydotorg How else are you supposed to look

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

He knows what I’m saying when I see a bluejay outside and start talking like Nell so I know the love is real

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

Update: a new person joined and ruined it by asking “…so what’s going on here?”

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

Love hitting the breakout room jackpot where all attendees stay silent for the full 20 min🤑

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

@darthtjader LOL fair

[Burgermeister Meisterburger @killertofuuuu]

Went to the pub to wait for my prescription fill and when I came out to the parking lot there were 6 armed cops encircling a car full of people right across from mine🫠