Killian

TMH

[Vinci @Vinci_x3]

>be average joe
>have a remote that can skip boring parts in life
>decide to skip time when bored
>almost entire life is skipped and you die

The movie is about doomscrolling btw.

[Lynx @lynxchizzy]

Bro is trapped in the CGI animal cinematic universe. 💀

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

Foids love moving things from one container to another. Its one of their favorite pastimes.

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

Imagine hanging out at the rapids with the boys for the mass salmon migration feast

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

my boyfriend wanted a dirt and worms cake for his birthday, ask and you shall receive

[⭐️ butters 🍜 @NoisyButters]

remember the OG XBOX 360 i bought at a garage sale for $40??? i finally booted it up and IT HAS THE OG DASHBOARD somehow hasnt been updated?!?!

also brought out my 2012 XBOX 360 SCUF controller, good times ~

[the artist @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[doomer @uncledoomer]

what it feels like to hang out with your wife's friends' husbands

[The Free Press @TheFP]

Mayor Mamdani released his map of New York City’s “immigrant enclaves.” Except, he forgot a few spots.

Little Italy—one of the oldest immigrant communities in New York City—didn’t make the cut.

Here’s what the Italian-Americans whose families have been a part of Little Italy’s history told @IsabellaRedjai.

[Midwest Dexter Morgan @guccigroceries]

Yall are too young for this one

[Ryan Yousefi @RyanRYousefi]

We really lived long enough to see @KingJames become the old man version of himself in this iconic 20-year-old @Nike ad campaign.

And somehow he's STILL playing basketball at an insanely high level. 🐐

[Zara @zaracraves]

Making a nigga unwatch tv is crazy work

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Quote of the night btw.

[jame @kloogans]

i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested

[Kei @Takaya_Kei12]

Heading to another 10 hour shift

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”