Evie Killip

Manx actor and playwright 🇮🇲 #1 buyer of Old El Paso fajita kit nationwide at Sainsbury’s 🌮

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Breaking no contact to ask him if vintage Carhartt double knee carpenter jeans run true to size

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

god has been cast in the bible

[Evie Killip @killipevie]

@tammywitdabammy @MyraEmily That wouldn’t be my take away.

[Evie Killip @killipevie]

@tammywitdabammy @MyraEmily 100%. As if it was completely out of his hands, no accountability.

[Evie Killip @killipevie]

@MyraEmily @tammywitdabammy “Sadly, yeah” is utterly grotesque

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

On a date and the guy asked me a question, which is huge. You don’t always see that

[Evie Killip @killipevie]

No cup holders

[heretical lakeloon @loonlake55]

Too many young people are resenting Boomers, claiming that Boomers had it " easy " financially in their youth. Here are a few fun facts about growing up Boomer.
1. Almost everyone grew up with one bathroom. Mom, Dad and all 3-6 siblings.
2. If you did get to take a vacation, you drove. With no air conditioning. No cup holders. No iPads. Just black vinyl seats and bologna sandwiches.
3. There were no club sports. No Parks and Rec activities. Summer camp was for rich kids. Get yourself a bike, a stick and a few friends. If you were bored, you laid in the grass and looked at clouds.
4. You ate what was served. Even if it was chicken livers. No DoorDash, no backup Totino's rolls.
5. No AP classes, no PSEO, no "fun" elective. They assigned you to a class. You went. You did what they asked. Or else.
6. Unless you had rich parents, you had a nice VFW wedding. Maybe rent a room at a modest hotel.
7. Most Boomers got their first pedi and mani in their 50s (when their feet got farther away). We didn't even know people got massages in real life, only in Hollywood.
8. You packed your own lunch for decades.
9. No one knew what red light therapy was, a facial, a spa day, or a cold plunge. Your gym was the YMCA. Usually in a rather old building.
10. We grew up with 18 percent inflation, 14 percent mortgage rates, 3 million continuing unemployment claims, and 200 other applicants competing for the same job.
Now, this is not to say Millenials and Gen Z have it easy or don't face problems. It's just to say, nobody has it easy or doesn't face problems.
My only hope, as my mom would say, is I live long enough to see my kids' kids complain about how easy they had it!

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

The Killers workshopping lyrics #TheTraitors

[The Traitors HQ @the_traitors_]

“Are you a Faithful, or a Traitor?”

[vox lex @gretagerwigflew]

my 25 year old brother just made a 6 7 joke

[Evie Killip @killipevie]

@_celia_bedelia_ Are you an appliance?

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Drinking wokenogg and eating genderbread them

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

In Year 9 we were forced to write WWI Trench Poetry of our own and someone in my class ended his offering with “when my foot came off, it caned” and I can honestly say I still think about that line of poetry more than any other line of poetry.

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

millennials and gen z cant afford to have kids but thats okay because all our parents are regressing into ipad babies so im busy monitoring my mother’s youtube history and keeping her off cnn

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name “Pearl” for her daughter, “but,” she said, “that’s the name of the daughter in…” and we both said “the scarlet letter” as my other coworker said “spongebob.”

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

It’s so embarrassing when you really relate to a character in a movie or book and then you look at the reviews and everyone’s like I couldn’t stand this obnoxious piece of shit

[Evie Killip @killipevie]

This is NOT good for Brand Evie. Do not be dragging down the name 🏳️‍⚧️

[evie @Eviemagazine]

oh Keira Knightley is OVER it 👏

[Evie Killip @killipevie]

One of the best things I’ve ever done! Writers, go go go 📝

[FreshFestorl @FreshFestorl]

FreshFest WILL return in 2026!
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We can't wait!
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Dates TBC
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Applications Open This Month!
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