Jason Jones

I am a father, a musician, a software developer, and some other things.

[Jason Jones @killjones]

Nothing like a little #nastydenmark to ruin an otherwise perfect day. #pleasemakeitstop2020

[Jason Jones @killjones]

A way of working is not, in fact... the work. #agile #agileandbeyond

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@JewelStaite That good? I fell asleep to the intro in London. Not the show’s fault at all. Woke up wondering if sleeping me enjoyed it! lol

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@tenderlove That’s so keto!

[Jason Jones @killjones]

Ok Internet. What resources do you use (in conjunction with Jira) to manage capitalization? Go!! #capitalization #accounting #blarph

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@taelor_jones_ Leave me alone! I can like #callofcthulhu rpg if I want.

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@taelor_jones_ Doesn’t it make you feel old?

[Jason Jones @killjones]

I'm #ForTheHorde! Declare your allegiance for faction-themed exclusives and receive a reminder August 13th from @Warcraft when #BattleForAzeroth is live!

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@tenderlove Lamecation.

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@realDonaldTrump While you’re stirring everyone up, can you make some blanket statements about UFOs and the existence of extraterrestrial life? I’d like to reach out and ask about real estate prices.

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@mountain_ghosts There are certainly a lot more variables involved out in the wilderness. Hard to account for the entropy factories we call users!

[Jason Jones @killjones]

Yes. Yes please. https://t.co/yBzl2ffGhc

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@Channel4News @SDoughtyMP @realDonaldTrump You couldn’t be more right about our National Minister of Embarrassment. Sorry for all the erratic behavior. I pray daily that we’ll weather these next three years without losing all we’ve worked so hard to built with other nations. Cheers!

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@WRGabsa Entitled! ;)

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@matthewmercer Roll a wisdom save to retain your mental faculties!

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@redcityradio Gents, we're scrapping next time you're in FL. Robin Hood was by far the best. Ooh De-Lolly and such! ;)

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@realDonaldTrump Why? Why must you further prove that you are wholly unfit for any aspect of this job. I ashamed of you. Please resign.

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@Corey_Feldman @criticaldarling Awesome! We have an incredible photographer coming out tonight. Phil Breske is his name. You can't miss the kilt!!

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@tectonic That's a newdesign pattern called the Confirmer. It's so optimistic!

[Jason Jones @killjones]

@badbanana No one likes chaffed corn, Tim.