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[elliott @killlerkelley]

YA BOY IS ENGAGED

[elliott @killlerkelley]

friendship break ups are no joke lol it’s been years and sometimes I’m still like “:( :/ fuck :/ i miss my friend :(“

[elliott @killlerkelley]

Gaga is coming back. I am losing my mind.

[elliott @killlerkelley]

Damn the good times can only last so long. Just got a call on my honeymoon that my grand mother passed away this morning. She was my favorite person in the world. 💔😞

[elliott @killlerkelley]

Bruh….my name is Elliott Woodward fr woah

[elliott @killlerkelley]

we are really just out here on our honeymoon lol we feel so giddy like we just started dating again or something haha honeymoon phase reactive. getting married is sick af. I love Emily Woodward!!

[elliott @killlerkelley]

Our wedding was so beautiful and our time together with it all has been nothing short of amazing. I am so so happy.

[elliott @killlerkelley]

I cannot believe I am married and this is my life 😭❤️

[elliott @killlerkelley]

I made my whole personality about the Olympics the last few weeks….what am I supposed to do now…

[elliott @killlerkelley]

The state of the world definitely doesn’t help!

[elliott @killlerkelley]

I don’t think I’ve ever been so stressed before in my life …and I have been through a lot of bullshit…

[elliott @killlerkelley]

Man this is why I don’t like to go out drinking like this anymore

[elliott @killlerkelley]

Weddings are insane and expensive and stressful 0/10 do not recommend

[elliott @killlerkelley]

Man when the hell will we get good horror movies again??

[elliott @killlerkelley]

I love that Emily and I have made New Orleans such a special place for us to come back to visit

[elliott @killlerkelley]

Can at least one month go by without someone I know dying??? Please

[elliott @killlerkelley]

Baltimore: I love you

[elliott @killlerkelley]

It is so exhausting having parents that you have to parent :(

[elliott @killlerkelley]

Every day I have to convince myself not to quit my job

[elliott @killlerkelley]

@Uber_Support I ain’t no snitch but appreciate you 🫡

[elliott @killlerkelley]

My Uber driver booking it rn and not even slowing down for speed bumps. I forgot to buckle up too so I’m sliding all over the place and it’s dead quiet I don’t want him to hear me buckle up now 😅😭😭