Mr. Steal Yo Bihh

certified trenchologist

[T1H @tier1haterr]

Maturity is when you realize that Kimchi never made anything close to $40m on $TRUMP

1. It's an inside joke with his peers/PioneerFNF (notorious for many AI rugs)

2. It's used as a marketing ploy by his buddy Orangie to onboard retail normies into the FOMO App, which is why you kind of see everyone in that circle going along with it by consensus [But I find this malicious and misleading, as it's simply not the truth]

3. Kimchi made majority of money from deploying bundled AI slop and LARP tokens during the Solana AI Meta in late 2024

@seyong's actually right for once. the next kimchi is being born on @fomo as we speak.

just not the version he's selling. the next skinny kid who bundles a coin and rugs everyone for millions, who farms his own followers and calls it trading, that's the origin story fomo is incubating in real time.

they built the perfect toolkit for it. simplistic UI, zero disclosure, a leaderboard that rewards exactly this behavior.

so yeah seyong, agreed. the next kimchi is coming from fomo.

~ TIER1HATER

[Seee @seeexbt]

KIMCHI NEVER MADE $40M OFF TRUMP

JayG was the one who made $40M off trump and everyone claimed it was kimchi. Jayg made exactly $37.5M off Trump. the pictures below verify all his transactions onchain

Kimchi prolly made around $5 -8M but not up to $40M larp. kimchi lore is all a larp and marketing stunt to boost the fomo app and get ppl on it. notice how it’s only fomo affiliate boosting the larp lore that’s why kimchi trades have never been proven onchain. here are jayg wallets verify onchain:

3QnBeoPMPB3H78WgJssep7rs3A8477LR2FhtwrnZoRie

4YSFTbxkT1ux77s9eZr87aZFEq66xU3wagUPoJqDkLNL

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Moderna stock, $MRNA, surges over +110% after announcing the first ever positive Phase 3 results for a personalized cancer vaccine.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

$1.2 trillion has been added to precious metals and crypto in the last 3 hours.

Gold up +3.08%, adding $934 billion.
Silver up +3.86%, adding $136 billion.
Bitcoin up +8.14%, adding $103 billion.
Ethereum up +9.66%, adding $22 billion.

This comes as the Treasury announced it will double its bond buybacks, pushing the 30 year yield down from a 19 year high to 5.187%.

When yields fall, assets that pay no interest look better.

[✌️Hypio✌️ @HypioHL]

Type shit

Hyperliquid

[CoCo❕ @CoCoCookerr]

ts frying me 😭

[lynk @lynk0x]

A clear goal can wake you up at
5 AM even when sleep began at 2.

[Mr. Steal Yo Bihh @kiloquant]

@_bolivian @badattrading_ Ohh the classic, my account got hacked

[Mr. Steal Yo Bihh @kiloquant]

人外有人、 天外有天

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Resurfaced 𝕏 post from 2021 predicts Argentina will defeat Spain 3-2 in the 2026 World Cup final.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: We just gave Claude access to the entire options and stock market.

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Build a trading bot. Build a finance dashboard. Build whatever you want.

[scooter @imperooterxbt]

$cashcat down 25% since I’ve exposed massive bundles selling for millions, sell side only liquidity being added and fake volume bots. Cashcat is the exact kind of runner we get before the trenches die for months.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev says the Robinhood crypto blockchain is "great for memes."

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

This is an example of one of the “traders” on solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump

Apparently, the trader shown here never sleeps ;-)

45M in organic volume and roughly 2% liquidity compared to market cap: My ass.

The whole Solana degen family is pushing this thing now.

I wish everyone good luck, but it is nowhere near as clean or as rosy as people want to pretend.

Sorry.

Do not get mad.

I am just pointing out what gets buried here under all the FOMO and hype.

[scooter @imperooterxbt]

People are begging to give 60% of supply to rich KOLs and some people are still bullish memecoins. It’s never been more over.

[curb 🐂🀄️ @CryptoCurb]

JUST IN: HYPERLIQUID IS BURNING MORE $HYPE VIA PRIORITY FEE REVENUE THAN SOLANA IS BURNING $SOL ACROSS ALL FEE REVENUE SOURCES!

#hyperliquid.

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

Investigation; $TJR $ANSEM and $LUKE from the same group/ deployer! 🚨

The Solana cabal is back in full swing, and this is a repeatable CT extraction template hiding in plain sight.

I am showing you 1 single example out of many I have, and I am even showing you which wallets profited massively.

This is not hidden. It is sitting in plain sight.

Let's start:

The deployer wallet is:

yHCxHBEaJW5tbndqC8JciSThr7U1cqLpdcsvHcx6PRe

On Pumpfun, this wallet appears as:

ultrasealvocati / yHCxHB

Pump shows the profile with 1,917 followers, 0 following.

The same creator name yHCxHB appears across multiple CT/KOL/personality-themed coins.

This is not some anonymous wallet accidentally touching one ticker. This is the same creator identity repeatedly showing up around recognisable CT names, memes and public figures.

Even without treating every single one as relevant, the pattern is already obvious from the visible cluster: $ANSEM, $LUKE, $TJR, $SUPERMAN, $BANKS, $ALYCIA, $WIF, $COBIE, The Herd, $FINNBAGS, $GIMME, $M, $SCAMCOIN and others.

The strongest example is still $ANSEM.

CA:

9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump

➡️ 1.) $ANSEM, The Black Bull

The $ANSEM deployer yHCxHB spent around $6.3k to deploy and buy 792.45M $ANSEM.

He then transferred 650M $ANSEM to @blknoiz06 and sold the remaining 142.45M $ANSEM for around $11.8k, netting roughly $5.5k profit.

That matters because the deployer is not necessarily the main economic centre. The real centre is the wallet sitting on the controlled supply.

Wallet to watch:

GV6UUmNxz2RpKxmNAPadYKb7uQpszwqQAu3qLJxVdC52

This wallet held around 604M $ANSEM, worth more than $71M at the time of the post.

Roughly 65% of the $ANSEM supply sitting in the public Ansem wallet, with fees redirected to him.

Supply control sold as culture.

Now look at the wider deployer cluster.

➡️ 2.)
86CFcbZBJAqGVnfgnLNcw3tPmfaTigAR2UxbUPYTpump
$LUKE, Luke Belmar
Created by yHCxHB. Market cap shown around $3.06M during the check.

➡️ 3.)
4U4U8oXwDyVXGeTffMXds4NAgBgLFwq3wNvTCRTSpump
$TJR, The Top Floor Boss
Created by yHCxHB. Market cap shown around $14.5M during the check.

➡️ 4.)
CzigqJ9h9mnfXq3G3jKBVcApKu8Kh8JtZGxarzY2pump
$SUPERMAN, THE SAVIOUR
Created by yHCxHB. Market cap shown around $3.96M during the check.

➡️ 5.)
6gN6wXB3nQ6FfmR1shJ6cfh6NeL8w7RVL3GCBvDVpump
$BANKS, The White Bear
Created by yHCxHB.

🚨 Already almost dead, new one being pushed;

Dc6GW8TmGquTsLBwtrYgGMwGMY3HckT79iVCn8jmpump
Second $BANKS, The White Bear
Created by yHCxHB, with the description: “The White Bear 65% to Banks.” That language is the whole story in 6 words.

➡️ 6.)
EnL9nUs2LV2aCkkd3gE22x6KtiQmvw9MMSqeJicKpump
$ALYCIA, The Black Cow
Created by yHCxHB. already rugged 🚨

➡️ 7.)
3L3ub2FBz15NeNgQVYpowANzANTNUiyKW5bfGVxYpump
$WIF, BullWifHat
Created by yHCxHB. already rugged 🚨

➡️8.)
4rkXb5TrdxzgZJTsH1coZnPgFVk3RjWaAEAL81uDpump
$COBIE, Cobiecoin
Created by yHCxHB.

➡️ 9.)
dUaSdZm38CStjhp1VSJWGFQqSxf6DQB2hfjMXmVpump
The Herd
Pump lists it as created by yHCxHB.

➡️ 10.)
xc5gN35tmTiCB5mEWJjwUTNc9dCzbxp5SH2ewV4BAGS
$FINNBAGS, The Retarded Bull
Created by yHCxHB, with market cap shown around $4.79M during the check. Rugged from 20M +

↘️ Early trader wallets worth tracking:

2M2vLX34LXMg24dMEnjWHvRXS1tshpEDRWzmXgV8ENNZ

This is an insider early trader who turned around $4k into roughly $539k.

CxCTVjvgK3bWcgavMKo8PushR8ycw1atrWiSTruZrdtT

➡️Around 261x total profit at the time of reporting.

The pattern is direct:

Same creator wallet.
672 coins launched according to the scrape.
CT and personality branding.
Recognisable names.
Large supply allocations.
Explicit “65% to X” language.
Multi-million market caps.
Early wallets printing absurd multiples.
Retail being told this is “culture.”

That is the trick. A modern rug does not need to look like an old-school instant drain anymore.

It can have just enough plausible deniability for everyone involved to pretend they were only “having fun.”

You do not need the deployer to dump everything in 1 tx. You only need controlled supply, social gravity, early positioning and a market full of people who forget what happened 3 days ago.

A repeat Pump creator does not accidentally keep appearing around CT names and personality coins with millions in market cap where only 0.5% reached the bonding curve.

Massive allocations are not decentralisation. A token profile saying “65% to Banks” is not culture.

This is structured attention extraction with wallets.

This is not yet enough to prove a criminal conspiracy, but it is more than enough to reject the “just culture bro” defence.

A repeat deployer is launching CT-branded coins, some with explicit supply-control narratives, while large allocations sit in personality-linked wallets and retail is trained to celebrate the same machine that extracts from it.

CT does not have a scam problem because the data is hidden.

The data is right there ffs.

CT has a scam problem because people keep clapping for the same extraction template every time it gets a new ticker.

I want to thank the few people who support my work instead of feeding the cabals.

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

I am honestly tired of watching another round of worthless bundled coins with no utility, no product, no real purpose and no reason to exist being treated like the next runner, or even worse, like some kind of rescue mission for the trenches or solana.

Maybe I am old-fashioned, sidelined, bitter, washed or whatever else you want to throw in my face.

People are aping again, people are pretending this is different again, and half of them probably think they are getting some beautiful airdrop at the end, while most of it will likely end up exactly where it always ends up: in the bros’ wallets.

At some point it becomes hard to justify grinding your ass off here if you have not already collected hundreds of thousands of sheep around you who will blindly rotate into whatever you touch.

And to everyone who was early enough, congratulations.

You won the game. That is how this casino works.

But no crying in the casino;

To the actual builders, keep going.

If the luck of being seen ever hits you, it is still worth it.

And to everyone who still thinks twice before becoming exit liquidity for another manufactured hype cycle, thank you.

[Sweep @0xSweep]

My thoughts on $ANSEM and why I am completely staying away (read until the end)

With the current volume approx $7-10M of treasury has been accumulated for the $ANSEM team

At $100M MC there is only $1M liquidity which means you can launch the next ansem with a million dollars that’s heavily bundled it’s really not that hard

The MC to liquidity ratio isn’t fixed on pump. LP is just however much real SOL ended up in the curve as the token pumped and here it’s insanely low which means you can’t actually exit size

The difficult part is getting demand and luring people into a narrative at a “high price” because that’s where they can liquidate the initial bundle for a good return while having enough volume to sustain it

The only problem here is that the volume is irrelevant and is probably market made by pumpfun considering they paid him so the real cost of running volume bots when you own the AMM is near 0

So almost $100M worth of volume went into $ANSEM and there’s only $1M in LP? Thats 1/50 of the buys

They don’t need real buyers and there aren’t as many as you’d think.. They just need YOU to not sell and they make the chart look good enough that you don’t

And that’s why they chose ansem as their monthly narrative because he’s trusted in the eyes of the community

They will probably do a few block 0 snipes from the treasury to grind towards $200M - $300M range (it would take only 20% of the money they made reinvested to get there)

Airdrop is “good” for them because it increases genuine active holders but in reality most of the airdropped funds went to insiders as part of the push / dormant wallets / clusters

Then they will list on perps to officially mark the top

Once listed, they hold spot inventory and open shorts against it that are delta neutral which means they no longer care about direction

This is where the big money is made and is betting against all holders to the downside because that’s the only way to squeeze a few 100% in gain from $300m mc as opposed to trying to find buyers at $500m-$1B that will never happen

Cause let’s be serious no one is bidding it at a billion or even here with size

Like always longs into a fresh listing means positive funding. Longs pay shorts every funding interval. They collect that yield indefinitely while their spot offsets the short’s risk

Ansem cashes out off chain on the cex side with the launch team and the token goes into a long carried downfall with a few bs narratives along the way to not miss demand by taking it down too quick

This happens on all coins, it’s not like they’ve reinvented the wheel but here it’s slightly different

They’re framing it as if it’s for the community but it’s not

The entities that make the money are malicious and THEY CHOSE not to launch it in an organic style because it could never get so much demand at these levels

Funny enough if it was organic launch you’d see a lot more people making 6figs and it’d trade at $10M MC

It’s been launched in an extractive way, dormant for weeks before they start running it while they accumulate 97%+

Few block 0 from there means very few got entries with actual size to be worth a bid and even less can cash out at these levels without market impacting the chart

I’m avoiding, maybe it goes up some more from here but for me when it comes to size this doesn’t have any fundamentals to support it

Out of the 20,000 holders that were added at ~100M mc maybe 5% will profit, 10% B/E and the rest hold to 0

They got him too but i cant blame the dude retail thinks it’s motion but they dont understand that if it wasn’t ran by pump and a few other entities that I wont mention it would have never pulled anything beyond $15M MC

[Beanie @beaniemaxi]

The fact that an Ansem coin has taken over the tl and has attracted an inordinate amount of liquidity given how obviously shady it is tells me everything I need to know about what's left of ct. I see no reason to spend more time here or invest here. Other than to comment on this.