broccoli stan account

I got pork chop in my teeth

[broccoli stan account @kiloridiot]

she then opened up her phone to her lady gaga gc freaking out ab it i love lil monsters

[broccoli stan account @kiloridiot]

just so happened to see a woman w a mayhem ball fanny pack at the dive bar and ran up to her to ask if she heard the news

[. @gardenpanty]

Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk:

[LG Pink Is Unraveled 🤍 @Gagablinkmayhem]

officially ??

[CHRIS @bamfartgera]

You got no idea what this means to me

[broccoli stan account @kiloridiot]

brad pitt is trying to overshadow my weekend crash out fall off the wagon

[NICOS ♊︎ @iversontalk]

es como la foto de lamine con messi pero de la electrónica

[fola @kxngjollof]

I celebrated that Enzo red card like a goal

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

What a team this England. If you don’t punch them in the back of the neck they are able to produce such beautiful football

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[alexx @alexcainrey]

summer horny should be classified as a temporary psychiatric condition.

[CautionRisk @bewareofass]

Hey substance abuse imy wyd tonight

[camille @peachofthewest]

I actually have an amazing and normal relationship with sex and food and my body and my ex

[Jimmy Pop @jimmypop]

Before we asked our buddy Cousin Mike to direct the video for our song Mope, we asked Matt Groening to direct it. I found the rejection letter he sent to our manager Brett in one of our road cases over a quarter century later and had it framed for his birthday. Please ignore the reflection of Brett's effeminate little Tyrannosaurus rex arms in the photo.

[Al Gore Crave @AlGoreFanboy]

@HunterBiden We at Al Gore Crave want crack. Send it over twin

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[broccoli stan account @kiloridiot]

crying ab my break up all day at work and my boss just said he’s proposing tn like ok i hope yall die

[Liz Landers @ElizLanders]

.@POTUS asked about wearing a bulletproof vest going forward after Saturday's incident: "I don't know if I can handle looking 20 pounds heavier."