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Her many epithets: Aimopotis - Thanatêgos - Kardiodaitos - Sarkophagos - Aôroboros - Oistroplaneia

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

Had that zombie dream again.
Now it's 2 AM
I'm awake and my heart is racing
Thanks, imagination

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

What in the #nationallampoon #clarkgriswold #chevychase kind of Christmas gift is this #jamofthemonthclub that my boss unironically gave every employee

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

Boss bought me new shoes. Just try to hate these kicks!

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

A man complained about my shoes to my boss at the mortuary where I work. Said they were slippers (they're not) and not appropriate for a funeral home.
I guess I should have opened his wife's maggoty body bag while wearing heels??? #misogyny

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

My boss asked me what I thought. I can't help but compare it to being buried in a post hole.

[Ann Hoffner @annhoffner]

Upright burials--an innovative approach from Australia.
http://t.co/c3DBSyNO3N

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

Retweet for fish @GoatVsFish

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

My view from the bar #gvfstreetteam ARE YOU GOAT OR FISH? @GoatVsFish

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

She's a 10 but she's a funeral director

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

A mighty photo for the versus!

[GoatVsFish 🐐🆚🐟 @GoatVsFish]

MC GoatVsFish brings vibrance to Willy Town Fest @glostikofficial 📷 MoneyMinds #musicfestival #mc #masterofcelebrations #emcee #festivallife #willytown

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

@GoatVsFish MIGHTY VERSUS! 🐐🆚🐟

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

The clock of life is wound but once,
and no man has the power
to tell just when the hands will stop
at late or early hour.
Now is the only time you own
love, love, toil with a will
place no faith in tomorrow, for
the clock may then be still.
--Author Unknown

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

A man complained about my shoes to my boss at the mortuary where I work. Said they were slippers (they're not) and not appropriate for a funeral home.
I guess I should have opened his wife's maggoty body bag while wearing heels??? #misogyny

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

Doing stuff is for people with stuff to do.

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

So... Metaphorically, allegorically, hypothetically, allegedly....
Would you help me hide a body?

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

Attention ≠ Attraction

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

School's out for summer! Finished business management and public speaking. I'm on track to enter my funeral service education program this fall and I'm SO EXCITED! @TheLWTech

[OrderoftheGoodDeath @OrderGoodDeath]

🧵 You may already be aware of the horrific news that the manager of Harvard Medical School's morgue was part of a 'nationwide network' that was stealing & selling donated human remains

https://t.co/aJt263ke6x

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

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[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

Today I am the #girlboss of the funeral home. Mostly because I'm the only one here today. But that just shows how much my manager trusts me.

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

I read this epic #epitaph today:

The grave is now my home
But from it I hope to rise
Mortals behold my tomb
Keep death before your eyes

@FindaGrave #tombstone #poetry

[🗝️🐺🗡️🐍🔥🐴 @kim_guymon]

Have you ever given thought to just how much human behavior is mimicry?