Kimaya Agarwal

(she/her/hers) IT Professional, bathroom singer, novice baker and wannabe nerd!

[Kimaya Agarwal @kimaya_a]

@yashar Wtf.. is this guy for real.. how could he even think of suggesting forgiveness for any form of terrorism

[Kimaya Agarwal @kimaya_a]

#TooGoodToGo https://t.co/ytDCtlrkAq

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

If you think they'll stop with a women's right to choose, you haven't been paying attention. We have to fight like our lives depend on it, because clearly, they do.

[Abraham LinkedIn @superachnural]

the existence of paper dosa implies the existence of rock dosa and scissor dosa

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

So, are tweets self-driving now?

[Netflix @netflix]

Members of the Ton, the @Bridgerton fans have spoken and it calls for a celebration.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

11-year-old: We had a standardized test all morning.

Me: What was it testing?

11: My patience.

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

The US refuses to condemn/sanction Pakistan even though it sponsors terror inside India; the US refuses to condemn/sanction China even though it kills Indian soldiers & violates LAC. Makes Washington look less trustworthy.

And you are probably a bigger dumbbell than you sound.

[Kimaya Agarwal @kimaya_a]

Is @netflix Drive to Survive S4 an attempt at a mockumentary? Because it sure feels like one… the bias towards @MercedesAMGF1 and against @redbullracing is too damn hard to ignore.. not coming back for S5
#F1 #Formula1 #MercedesAMGF1 #redbullracing #Netflix #DriveToSurvive4

[TMZ @TMZ]

Formula 1 superstar Max Verstappen is teeing off on Netflix's popular 'Drive to Survive' series 👀 https://t.co/G0MhEps303

[Abhishek @MonkWithDBooti]

@wutrain @MassGovernor who takes the responsibility of repairing the roads and potholes? We pay repairing costs in addition to the high taxes, how much a common person has to suffer?!

[Kimaya Agarwal @kimaya_a]

Is it just me, or should Omicron be renamed “Omni”cron.. given its omnipresence 😬

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

We can all log off now. Because nothing's going to top this.

[Kimaya Agarwal @kimaya_a]

OMFG… I was watching the Harry Potter reunion trailer and realized that Wes from How to Get Away With Murder is Dean Thomas from Harry Potter….

[Kimaya Agarwal @kimaya_a]

I'm stepping up to help Planned Parenthood Action Fund hold out-of-touch lawmakers accountable. Stand with us. https://t.co/TBbhOG9Zm4

[Professor Smartass @prof_smartass]

Trevor Noah has the best verdict on Rittenhouse.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Saying no is not letting others down. It’s standing up for yourself.

Setting boundaries isn't a display of disrespect. It’s an expression of self-respect.

Other people can't set your limits. They have the right to make requests, but self-preservation is your responsibility.

[Kimaya Agarwal @kimaya_a]

Is it just me or does #Avicii ‘s #wakemeup hit differently since his passing?

[Kimaya Agarwal @kimaya_a]

@datstarryknight There is something so comforting about Kadhi Chawal or Aloo Matar with Paratha