Kim 🌺

I need friends.

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

@vivere_liberi @firstkeyhomes It got up to 86 in the house and we put the maintenance request in last night and they weren't going to send anyone until tomorrow. Wtf

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

Don't rent with @firstkeyhomes. If your AC goes out they'll make you wait days to get someone out to look at it (not fix it just look at it). Good thing I have a baby and a dog and no where to go to get cool. Thanks guys!

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

She parties harder than my in-laws....talking about a 6 month old.

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

It's 2022, can companies not find an alternative phrase to 'the gift that keeps on giving' for the holiday season. Or is it me. Am I the problem?

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

I went outside for less than 5 minutes and I have 15 mosquito bites... this is why I stay inside... the south sucks lol

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

So...I just bought 5.6 lbs of gummies from Amazon. What is my life?

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

I left my baby for 3 days and I feel like he's grown so much! 😭 how he get so big?

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

I'm still used to having a tiny car and not an suv. I just did a pick up order at Sam's for a chest freezer and I was scared it'd be too big to fit in the car but there was plenty of space 😅

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

@ohkatycat I used to get it caught on everything too! I thought I was going to break it when it got caught on my clothes!

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

I just watched Freaky Friday for the first time in years and I used to think Chad Michael Murry was a student but now I'm not so sure. He works at the school so like how old is he........

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

@WhiteClaw @ohkatycat 🤔🤔🤔

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

I'm just trying to get an hour more of sleep after feeding baby and pumping and I have a dream where Alex and I are sitting in the living room and a bunch of old deaf people come in and try to rob us... like why?

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

When your brother's girlfriend remembers what your favorite beer is and texts you that the brewery is bringing it back for the first time in years! 😭😭😭 why she so sweet? 🥰

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

Alex and I started a movie the other night and the little boy ends up in the hospital within the first 20 minutes...yeah we had to turn that shit off! 😅😭😭😭

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

And just like that, I'm officially on maternity leave!!

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

Why do all the foods that give me heartburn always sound the best? 😑

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

One more day of work until maternity leave and I might go home at lunch...who knows 😂

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

So I guess heartburn is just going to be a 24/7 thing now. Love that for me 💁🏻‍♀️

2 more work days until maternity! 🙌

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

@ohkatycat You gotta practice your squint!

[Kim 🌺 @kimberlydae]

Just thought of a perfect Halloween costume for me and Alex! He can be Shayne and I can be Natalie from Love is Blind. Only thing is we need to decide whether baby boy should dress as the wall or one of the gold cups...🤔