Quando “BUSTYCOON” Reynolds

“A tycoon of buses” Trans. Zir/zem. Voted Biden. Usually protesting in the milk section at Walmart. Strictly speaks Punjabi in the work place. Ate a hotdog once

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

and my girl got that 1%

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

MOLD EVERYWHERE

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇨🇺 BREAKING —

Camila Cabello Called Obama a N*****

[AF Post @AFpost]

Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live in 2013 due to “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.”

Follow: @AFpost

[New York Post @nypost]

How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD https://t.co/y16C9Kevbg

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

Someone lick my balls NOW!!!!!

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

But would Baby Hitler draw a poop swastika?

[Drizzy @Drake]

Anytime you're afraid to try some new shit...just remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Governor Tim Walz tells people to stop driving by his house and calling him “retarded.”

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Once you’re rich and famous and can have any girl on the planet you realise they’re all scum and you don’t want a single one.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Theyre lying to us about everything.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Trump DOJ looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns - CNN

[Alex Soros @AlexanderSoros]

95 years for the GOAT. Happy birthday, dad! 🎂🐐

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

I’m a vegan but I wanna make it clear it’s only cause bill Gates is puttin the vaccine in livestock. He’s not gettin my ass. There’s a reason Steve Jobs only ate fruit and it’s NOT because he was gay

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says the CDC covered up an internal study which found a 1135% increase in autism risk from hepatitis B vaccine.

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Donald Trump has officially pardoned Ross Ulbricht, the founder of online black market ‘Silk Road’, from his life prison sentence

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Washington has been taken over by a master race of beautiful black people. I wish they'd all stay.