Mastermind

No I didn’t see the news, cause we were somewhere else.

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

It’s an Italian beef sandwich a soup?

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

Greg Abbott used Texas dollars to fly migrants to Chicago and this is when I found out Texans were pro- choice after all.

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I’m ready to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour! #giveaway!
Shimmer!

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

haven't been on lately but it seems like Andrew Tate still sucks.

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

Just cause you're rich, doesn't mean you're smart. Look at Twitter.

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

Stacking this on my thanksgiving agenda to my conservative family.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Multiple people were shot and killed inside a Walmart in Chesapeake, Virginia, according to a police spokesman. The shooter was found dead at the store. https://t.co/RVy7GPsqiU

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

Hello if you'd like to help a mom out :) Also i thought Twitter was dead?

Win Tickets To @taylorswift13 | The Eras Tour from @1035KISSFM! https://t.co/qtQFxpjWoV

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

I’m literally charging you a service fee from now on, for this emotional damage. $1300 for every time you open your mouth and don’t answer any questions like “how the fuck did you not plan this out?”

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

So does this begin the takedown of @Ticketmaster 🙃

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

when it’s easier to get a blue check mark than @taylorswift13 tickets <<

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

Let’s talk about your infrastructure and why it was not prepared to take on this volume when you were fully aware that this was going to happen… or are you just riding on your monopoly?

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

🙃

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

@gailcncpn SAME.

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

Taylor Swift really be saying “I forgot that you existed” to me. ☠️

[Abby Wambach @AbbyWambach]

I’m really hoping for the verified fan email for @taylorswift13 tonight. Anyone get theirs yet???

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

Oop.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Republicans in Congress blocked President Biden’s attempt to cut the cost of insulin to $35 per prescription per month for everyone – including hundreds of thousands of children with Type 1 diabetes.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Oh no, they suspended @danielradcliffe's Twitter account! Wasn't it obvious he was doing a PARODY???

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m enchanted to announce my next tour: Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour, a journey through the musical eras of my career (past & present!) The first leg of the tour will be in stadiums across the US, with international dates to be announced as soon as we can!
https://t.co/KFuqvrhSGo

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

[Mastermind @kimdngo]

I had a dream I was puff puff passing to @Harry_Styles and @Sethrogen and I think that’s quite literally my dream as a full grown adult.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 https://t.co/nuFdc3PV49