Hey I’m the mayor of Town That Always Catches On Fire and I decided to defund the fire department because cops REALLY need that money for a tank to use on homeless people. It would suck if a fire broke out, but luckily that never happens here in Town That Always Catches On Fire.
Donald Trump was found guilty of 34 charges but won't face any punishment — and will be back in the White House this month.
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A tale of two justice systems.