kimberly sayles

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

So I just woke up and noticed a little spider squished in between my boob crack. Like what the f*ck!That's the definition of a booby trap 😂

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Wine is my spirit animal. #thecraveisreal

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Guy i'm literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me. #fatgirlproblems

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

My hair could best be described as, whatever Britney Spears saw in the mirror that caused her to have a mental breakdown and cut it all off.

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived in that situation. Does anyone do this too?

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her.

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Bruce Jenner going by Caitlyn instead of Kaitlyn is the biggest "screw you" to the Kardashians I can think of. I love it.

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

She ate too many souls. #gingerproblems

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Thank god my makeup has SPF15 year round. It might be cold, but this sun is still real!! #gingerproblems

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

I want Falicia's life. Always going somewhere.

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Keep camel toes in the zoo!

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Fuck you allergies i'm tired of your shit #feelingirritated

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Miss the mountains :'( definitely not a city girl.

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Some of these girls eyebrows these days looks like they're sponsored by Nike.

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Men are pigs.

[Ginger Problems @GingerProblems]

Happy Friday! Don't make a ginger snap.

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract asians that will fix your electronics for you.

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Don't do something permanently stupid just because you're temporarily upset.

[kimberly sayles @kimmy_72]

Missed hanging with my brother. Already ready to go back to arizona.