Kimmy Ayers

|7.30.17 married my best friend|1.29.18 7:05 Lucy Jane Ayers | 1.29.18 7:06 Judah Dale Ayers |

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

The type of day in the land of motherhood where I don’t even smoke but could suck down a whole pack of Marlboros

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

My husband made a playlist for our ride home from the hospital with our sweet girl. I don’t deserve him 😩

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

I want to trust people like the people you see looking for someone to watch their children on a city chat page.

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

@GrinchLaw The more you know lol

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

I’m the worst at listening to other people’s conversations, it’s appealing I can’t stop. But when this dude just said “he is like third in command” referring to his friend that is in a frat, I was done. Third in command lmao like stop

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

@GrinchLaw Were you third in command lol

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

It will be 8 years next year since I graduated college… lol like excuse me

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

@KayStrahl28 She really is lol also she told me I Rookie’s like I’ve lost weight even though I’m 8.5 months pregnant so she’s a saint really

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

My MIL just got us a $300 hotel room for $50 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

@Megann_Ratliff Lol I was funny from the pain 😩😂

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

When a girl that used to bully me in high school reaches out for a boudoir shoot. Why would I try and make you feel beautiful when all through high school you made fun of me for my looks lol … hard pass

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

@KayStrahl28 The real MVP

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

Making everyone double up on clothing or breaking down and turning the heat on…. Rip to our bank account, gas is so expensive 😩

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

At my OB and this dude is sitting while his pregnant girlfriend or wife is standing … it’s completely packed with no available chairs

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

Should I do it and just tell names at her the whole time lol… jk I couldn’t ever but damn

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

Life hack: you can’t be stressed if you’re taking a nap.

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

I love my kids so much it hurts.

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

Dead

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

sorry, what situation would call for one to “sort by price: high to low”

[Kimmy Ayers @kimmyayers_]

@Tweettoes18 Omgggggggg dying lmao