OptimusCrime🗿

Borderline modern-day Diogenes.

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

Exactly how I used to move with card tricks I learnt when I was 9🤣😭.

[loso @povofloso]

This Method Will Never Be Patched… #connect4

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

DP Ruto promises sex workers Ksh.1 million https://t.co/ZSqZQamWTT

[malu @meowletty]

Omg she de-nigga’d him

[Muzami @noah_muhindi]

Nilituma roses lakini naona amepost lilies .

[Cactus owino🐛(Tiffany like New York) @awuoshee]

Mamangu hii poultry farming itamtoa block kama akiboeka anashika mbili

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Thor arriving in Wakanda in AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2018) is one of the biggest crowd-pleasing entrances in blockbuster history. The Bifrost hits, the score explodes, and the entire theater instantly knew the fight had changed.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Me changing my grave position because they put me next to someone who voted for Ruto in 2022.

[ray mysterious 🦇 @sativuuhhh]

wamekataa nionje chapo ya kwanza

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

nimeosha mikono kwa hii restaurant na hawaja dilute the soap. nitaafford huku kweli?

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

"na sijakuona since we graduated"

leta simu na wallet bro

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Sai kuna msichana amepewa your whole salary for just being pretty

[Thairu @Allformsof_ART]

Chopping board pamoja na Grater should be cleaned immediately after use.

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

@mrkaranjezz Your greed disgusts me 😭

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

Nashangaa shosho yangu anatoa wapi pesa na hana kazi. I'm tryna be like her fr.

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

@KipTheGreaT_ Pension aje na hajawai kua na kazi? Ama wanalipwa tu juu ya kukua wazee?

[magata @magatax]

nakuanga convinced i can wake up and do a 21K marathon without prior preparation or practice

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

@kipsangii

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

@mrkaranjezz @_justvic1 Fairs.

[iBoU👨🏽‍🚀 @Ib_Regista_]

Les mecs avec des costumes de Spider-Man agissent tous bizzarement 🕷️