Kim P.

pickles on pizza

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

Josh was yelling gibberish in his sleep last night. Like a sims character. And then clearly shouted “INDEED”, hugged me, grunted and started snoring

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[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

Thinking about the other day when we were watching something on SpaceX and Josh said (seriously) “aw, poor Elon”. And I don’t think those words have ever come out of someone’s mouth before.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Am I supposed to be impressed that a billionaire went to space while he’s paid zero in federal income taxes some years and the workers at his company struggle to afford their medical bills, rent, and food for their kids? Nope. It’s time to invest in working people here on Earth.

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

I prefer a full grown adult baby yoda

[olivia @livstadler]

How does the Advil know which body part to go to

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

@Tony_Crief Omg I would die. I need

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

can you put labradoodle on your wedding registry? asking for a friend

[Misftit🍫 @sweetmeatchef]

Asparagus season means all the good rubber bands.

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

I cannot explain the trauma I have from getting woken up twice by a bat swooping over my face. In my own bed. Twice. Once and I probably should’ve gone to therapy. Now, I may just be helpless

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

Also hi. I forgot about Twitter for a min

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

My post workout snack is either a spinach protein smoothie or a pack of Oreos. There’s honestly no in between

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

@Tony_Crief TAKE IT BACK

[alina (closed - but back for the KNICKS) @dasgupz]

The MLK quotes *they* won't use but you should know, a thread

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

THEN TELL THEM TO LEAVE. THIS 👏🏼IS 👏🏼 TREASON

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

@canva Estimated time?

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

Hi. I have deadlines. When will this be fixed?

[Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay]

Your dad got legally voted out, not murdered by 3 cops in broad daylight...

[Courtney Parchman @cornydawgy]

The tension between my to-do list and my ADD

[Kim P. @kimpeavler]

@sarajknapp omg if I had a nickel