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[gerg @kin_c0n]

Favourite scene from “The Office”😂

[gerg @kin_c0n]

This is sending me 😂😂😂😂

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

Kasongo ameitwa Vacuum 😂😂☠️💀To physics scholars that is a lethal tackle.

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

🐐 OTD in 2008, Messi scored his first-ever free-kick goal

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

"DNA is cheaper than school fees".

[²² 🇹🇭 / jacquet enthusiast. @22flame_]

lana del rey wenn lana dfb pokal reinläuft

[Hammer Hammer Ke @HammerHamm026]

Drunk Moses Wetangula slips and fall on the podium in Mungore, Kakamega during the fundraiser.

[Hidden Vertti @HiddenKulvert]

Jana on my random maternity nikipita niliskia "tupatie mtoto sasa umekunia sana😂😂"

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Growing, my mother used to rear cows at large.

Most of the times ni sisis tulikuwa tunaenda nazo malishoni.

It was a criminal offence to let a cow breastfeed while in the grazing field.

But what used to suprise me is how my mum could easily realise that Ng'ombe ilikamuliwa or ulinyonywa.

With time nikajua masaa ya Kukamuliwa huwa inapiga mathe mateke na inatoa maziwa nusu.

[Koome @koome_pedro]

Simpanzee ulidhani utaguzishwa sehemu nuksi. Your dust package has arrived

[touch.d.grass @trexmj]

"Scouts wakiangusha bendera lazima shule ichange uniform"

[Manny @1manny_fs]

"Chrome: 10.26gb" 😂😂�

[Zhao DaShuai 东北进修🇨🇳 @zhao_dashuai]

IT'S YOUR PERFUME.

I've seen this many times. A foreigner or in this case a black person goes to China or East Asia, and they are greeted with covered noses and mouths.

They think to themselves, I smell good, I applied perfume before leaving, why are they doing this? This must be racism.

Chinese and East Asians do not have body odor, ~95% of us carry a variant in the ABCC11 gene causing us to produce no smell after sweating.

You can't even find deodorants supermarkets in China, people just don't need it. So our sense of smell is not used to strong perfumes, and when you enter a confined space with your perfume, people literally find the smell stinging our noses.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

In Mwea, a poor man and his pregnant wife asked police officers for a lift... Midway, the police demanded a bribe of Ksh 1,000 or take them to the police station and plant bhang on them. The man panicked, jumped out the moving car, injured. Police officers, then took the shocked pregnant woman and threw her out of the speeding car. She died immediately... And all authorities in Mwea and dead silent... Inspector of Police is mute as usual...

[Rita Mwende🌹 @R1tamwende]

The reason I fear sitting near the window while travelling is because of phone snatchers.😭

[MJ ☭ ރ ⚢ 𓃰🔻📗 @m1sswrldgrrrl94]

Have a patient who’s an old 👴🏻 man and when he found out i’m kenyan he told me “he worked in kenya in the 70s”. I asked what made him move all the way to kenya for work and he said he was cia and helped smuggle weapons into Sudan

[Chacha🍒 @NyarProfessor]

Cab iko 3 minutes away na corset haifungiki😭

[gerg @kin_c0n]

@gikandiE_ The OG in creating cerebral blockbusters

[CHIMFUTI @kelz_mwale]

Women in their 30's are meant for Men who lost their wives.

[Sid @314_MFC]

Mom: "Who sold the house?"

*Me who landed in Buenos Aires to kidnapp Argentina NT barber before he touch messi .