Wade Wilson

A parody account. Because really, aren't they all?

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

Make America the 90s again!

[Juan Price aka dumbstruck @dumbstruckMC]

Rob Van Winkle is over on the Clock app talking about how he's going to run in 2028.

THANKS AMERICA.🤣💀🤣💀💀

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

Black licorice, because this is disgusting.

I said what I said.

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Quiz time: Can you guess what is being made here? 🤔

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

@KariLake Ma'am...you are cuckoo.

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

@MountainDew I would tweet that @MountainDew is bringing back "Throwback" Mountain Dew and getting rid of that HFCS garbage people consider "normal."

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

Well, then, that makes here a 13.4 to me! #hearteyes

[hoolie @lunasofiiaa]

she’s a 10 but laughs in serious situations

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

@hitRECordJoe https://t.co/Q8luRPQfuS

[Micky Holla @JumpShiveSlim13]

Man this video had me weak! 😂

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

@fullmetalifrit Thank goodness it's fat!🍑😍😜

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

@MidnaAsh Wait.

Does this mean you don't like Dorohedoro?

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

@georgehahn How many people does he neeeed?!?

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK THE BABY SHARK

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

Hey everyone! I'm BACK!

*looks around*

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

Still waiting on the sequel or remake/reboot of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Make it happen, Universe.

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

Even my healing factor doesn't stop me from getting nervous when I visit the dentist for a checkup.

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

This could quite possibly be one of the coolest things.

Like, ever.

#Ghostbusters #Transformers

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

RDJ should play Manuel in the #FawltyTowers movie.

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

Ok this time it's real—Who wore it best, @ChrisEvans @MarkRuffalo?

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

@ElliottSerrano So smug.

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

With my internet down, it begs the question:

Is my Cox bundle broken?!?

#phrasing

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

ZIIIINNNNNNG!!!

[Indiana Serrano and the Temple of Doomscroll @ElliottSerrano]

Sell your comics polybagged with drugs

[Juan Price aka dumbstruck @dumbstruckMC]

@pattonoswalt Kinda looked like he got a degree in Dickweedology.

I'm just sayin

[Wade Wilson @kindadeadpool]

@MountainDew NONE BECAUSE YOU SONUVABITCHES TOOK AWAY THE #MOUNTAINDEWTHROWBACK IN 20 OZ BOTTLES!

KTHXBYEEEEEE