Cookie

this might as well become a Beyoncé stan account at this point.

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

Solely using this app to beg @Uber and @lyft for smell ratings, I’m currently grasping to life in this car that smells like expired iceberg lettuce on a filet-o-fish and it’s not fair.

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

@nyknicks Mustard is elite! I’m still voting for you tho ❤️

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

I'll be your shotgun rider

[CC PALMER𐚁 🐝 @BEYSOWN]

Oh she'll listen to RENAISSANCE for the first time........

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

Omg I just saw a listing on @streeteasy for an apartment in “North New York”… they were talking about The Bronx. PLEASE STOP RUINING MY CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so embarrassing.

[cyndi ស៊ីនឌី @__cyndaquillll]

Tame Impala was right. The less I know, the better

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

@JordanT_B SAME!!

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

cher’s outfits reveals on “the cher show”, 1975.

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

@PopBase Blink 2x if you need help, Travis.

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

@malxavi @beyoncegarden You hear me?!

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

@MTA @NYCMayor I think ya’ll think the 2/3 trains can run when and how ever tf you want, which is apparently 30 mins delayed and w/o AC. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 I could depend on my father more than the 2/3 trains. #NYC

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

@MTA @NYCMayor no AC on the train during a heatwave is not only fucked up but it’s dangerous. Ya’ll need to start announcing that the train pulling into the station has no AC. This is wild. 1/2/3 trains are consistently w/o AC. NYers gotta pass out before y’all care, smh. #hotaf

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

For a country in shambles, some of ya’ll have TOO MUCH America memorabilia, just sayin! Have a great day! 🇺🇸

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“You coming out with us?”

Me: i’ll let y’all k(NO)w

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

@Xclusivekesh When she finally did the “hee hee hee” and it worked 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

We need to talk about Jamie Lees Curtis’ return in S3 of @TheBearFX because not only was this her character’s redemption - being there for her daughter - but it was also completely opposite from the chaotic holiday episode we met her at in S2. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

Nothing like playing the “let’s see if I get to work on time” game after hitting snooze 3x and requesting the Uber 5mins too late. Happy Monday.

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

@NYCferry if you’re going to increase prices, you should increase the number of ferries leaving pier 11. This line is wild and unnecessary.

[Cookie @kinder_brooke]

Hell is standing in Penn Station waiting for your track announcement. Animals.