Just Mary

she/her | Black Lives Matter | can't play jenga | cold❄, poor💰, and hungry🍴

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

*on trial*
Judge: Is there anything you'd like to say in your defense?
Me: The only crime I committed was being too cool.
Judge: Ma'am you're being sentenced for tax fraud.
Me: 😎

[manny @Iecroix]

these percy jackson episodes

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

If you see this, QT with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

If you see this, QT with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

Seeing Becky reply to a @NewestOlympian tweet is just one step closer to Rick's inevitable episode on the pod👀

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

Peer reviewing this essay where someone referred to Islam as a country and I just wanna know when it will end??

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

we got domino's in honor of the end of pizzamas, and look what we found!

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

[canene @canneo2440917]

Living plant controls a machete through an industrial robot arm

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

Man do I have the 1994 movie for you

[kie @criminalplaza]

salem massachusetts must go crazy around halloween time

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

@johngreen Boy oh boy do I have the childhood picture for you

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

he’s in love with me (he watched my story)

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

I'm just really glad that theatre is starting to see this culture shift of protecting and empowering artists, and that we're being educated to expect that in the professional sphere.

[Utah State University @USUAggies]

.@USUTheatre is pleased to host Alli St. John, a theatrical intimacy coordinator, who is working with #USUAggies theater students in the upcoming performance of "Spring Awakening," as well as hosting student workshops. 🎭

[Little Shop of Horrors @littleshopnyc]

Anyone know what today is.....?

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

I would just like to say that I'm embarrassed by my former self. Disgusted, even. Andrew, if you're reading this, *you* are British actor of my dreams.

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

I had a dream last night where I was dating Andrew Garfield and tbh I'm still mad that it wasn't Tom Holland instead.

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

Happy 21st night of September to all who celebrate🙏

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

But... Do *YOU* remember???

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

Can't believe we're going to be having a king now. Sexism much?

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

She just like Sally Jackson frfr

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

I love when old people send messages to someone through their fb timeline. It's like that scene in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules when his mom talks to him over the intercom

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

Seeing your local newscaster in a viral clip of a random newscaster is something that can actually be so personal

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to meet The Muppets

[Just Mary @kindofmary]

@alyssamorgan317 I think I can guess all five👀