Sofa

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.@BradPaisley ilysm it hurts

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Just did my laundry and 3 socks are missing their pairs. How HOW

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No matter how strong I try to portray myself, when it comes to last minute items while in line to check out I'm as weak as they come

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The most exciting and important month is over. You can all go back to your boring lives.

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Love is love

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Happy birthday Mot!!! #ilysm #hfbd #kirkwall 😘 https://t.co/fzjMpLoWKF

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Can it be yesterday again

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What's 50 cent up to these days

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Put "white ankle socks" on my dad's BJ's list on the fridge but really didn't want him to get the wrong ones...

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My mom just said Mean Girls is a horrible movie. I was adopted

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It's funny that 4 spf tanning oil exists. It's equivalent to "I'll take the double cheeseburger w/ bacon but make it a diet coke"

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I love people with good eyebrows

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The automatic toilet flusher is a seriously under-appreciated technological advancement

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#JessicaAlbasAss

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Living in a world where when I hear someone say "what're the odds that.." I automatically think something funny & weird is going to happen

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I'm think I'm gunna start saying conniption fit more

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Every weekend should be Harry Potter weekend

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@king_630 that's sofa knee

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Haha suicide jokes. Happy Friday

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And jumping