Sad Hombre

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[Sad Hombre @king__beef]

@AR2000X8 Shutup bot

[Sad Hombre @king__beef]

@Okcoolokcool100 @MilesDoesntCare You gay too foh

[NATO Jacobs, Esq. @MilesDoesntCare]

I’m not gonna lie you’re on his dick lmaooooooooooo you tryna get pregnant in your butt

[ali @probablyalissa]

Everyone is dunking on this because of how this app is overrun by nazis now. That’s very true, and it’s very bad. I would also like to point out that the search function does not work. In what world is that “better than ever,” especially for a supposed journalist?

[Sad Hombre @king__beef]

@VinceKnowsBal1 @MisterQuigley33 You should google how many calories are in a 9mm instead

[Sad Hombre @king__beef]

@OfPoliticalMind @hasanthehun

[Sad Hombre @king__beef]

@SauronsPatch @thatdayin1992 It sure got your attention didn’t it lol

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Marco Rubio: "Iran is ruled by religious radicals"

Also Marco Rubio:

[Uncle Sandwich @SighFieri]

Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes!

We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.

[Sad Hombre @king__beef]

@Nonstopnews_ Can’t wait til this one is rotting in hell

[Sad Hombre @king__beef]

You can tell no one loves this dweeb

[Squig @realersquigga]

@JJFromTheBronx If you don’t participate in society enough to have a government issued ID, you don’t deserve to vote in national elections

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

first political movement extinguished because all of its followers graduated high school and moved on

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

“Democrats want to trans your kids,” says the guy whose House Ethics report found substantial evidence he had sex with a 17-year-old.

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

he never says anything nice like that to you @JDVance

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Man, they got nothing

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨

5th place Mace has called for the removal of Texas Republican Ted Cruz!

[Bring Back Banjo @BringBackBanjoK]

Yeah I’m sure the gameless $1000 handheld is gonna strike fear into the heart of Nintendo with their $500 money printer.

[Sad Hombre @king__beef]

I hate scalpers too but bully this dweeb for being a snitch

[camol @camolNFT]

Set up my AI agent to report Pokemon scalpers to the IRS for tax fraud.

I get 30% of all proceeds collected by the IRS for my report, here’s how it works:

- Scrapes facebook marketplace for sealed ETBs and negotiates a cash deal with sellers
- It has to be cash, as the scalper is extremely likely to not be paying taxes on this income
- Automatically records name on account, location, and all other information
- Fills IRS Form 211, Application for Award for Original Information
- Files and monitors email for requests for more info & payouts.

I expected to collect over $500,000 this year… and pay taxes on every cent made.

[Glittr 💿 @glittrful]

im not leaving until one piece is done