Izzy

hehehaha?LOL?
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pastry chef
hi dana 👋 @DanaTSL

[mika @mikasagrada]

Quando a polícia passa e eu tenho que fingir que não fiz nada (eu não fiz nada)

[🥨misu＊ @YumenoMisu]

period late for 36 days

[gracie !! @bakingenjoyer]

Recipe + instructions for how I make the most moreish fudgy brownies 💗

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[Izzy @king__izzy]

oh my god

[saweeeties @saweeeties]

fudgy chocolate banana cake with mocha whipped cream

[Izzy @king__izzy]

pucci

[julian @juliancd38]

you wouldn't believe how many fireflies I saw this weekend

[Draught Beer | CR: TSKR @beerofdraught]

shes just like me fr

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

FNAF fans can finally own a full-size Freddy Fazbear animatronic for $500

The viral Spirit Halloween prop waves, sings, and moves its glowing eyes

[lucila .⋆♱ @futuredeadgf]

not a shilling to your name 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[awake at 3:54am @AWAKE_AT_354_AM]

IT'S TIME FOR THE QUOTE RETWEET

[Izzy @king__izzy]

doing a 5 day blinking challenge i can't do this much longer

[? @angelicstash]

had to document this kettle cooked chip. the fucking crunch on that sent chills up my spine. 11/10

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

he keeps sniffing his butt and making this face after he’s doing it OVER AND OVER

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot

[Jon Fish @2002tacomasr5]

Finally perfected the gun that turns my roommates freakish dog into a cappuccino

[♱ micah ♱ @micahmoo5e]

burger