rona

UX designer, dog lover, comedy fan, idiot.

[Slarty Bartfast @Poppy_yyyyyyyy]

I am absolutely crying at this clip from what is apparently an actual drama about NYC firefighters and not a comedy series.

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

I just can’t get past Labour winning 65% of seats off 34% of the vote.

Absolutely wild mismatch between the headline result and, well, everything else.

Britain is now a multi-party system, and first-past-the-post can’t cope.

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

joe biden

[Ben @benm_jones]

“I have a photographic memory”

“I can’t remember what grades I got”

#PiersMorgan #BabyReindeer

[rona @king_boo]

@MattyBradbury8 @HLThompson93

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

harry dancing around the castle naked to murder on the dancefloor to end the series? #TheTraitors

[rona @king_boo]

@ClaireTMcDade @nee_massey My tickets didn’t come either and Ticketmaster said to collect at box office because they couldn’t issue mobile tickets. We got in fine!

[rona @king_boo]

@KnownasBlue 😂💀

[rona @king_boo]

@Love2shop_UK When will your website be back up? Trying to redeem a voucher I was gifted. ☺️

[rona @king_boo]

@koojonacos @AXS_UK Doing the same for lots of us. 😩

[rona @king_boo]

@stuartmcl06 @SkyHelpTeam In Motherwell too and my connection has been terrible over the last couple weeks but today it’s just been out completely since about 11am. No updates from Sky as per. Shocker. 🙄

[rona @king_boo]

@SkyHelpTeam Very vague with no real indication of the problem or when it will be resolved. Can you please advise further?

[rona @king_boo]

@SkyHelpTeam can you advise when internet will be back up? My connection has been shockingly bad over the last 2 weeks and I’ve had zero internet since 11am today. Like many others I rely on my broadband to work from home. Not good enough.

[Charlie Jamison @CharlieJamison]

PLEASE save everybody lots of time this Saturday: if you are hosting a Eurovision watch party please state clearly if the vibe will be EARNEST or IRONIC

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As an...
– iOS user
I want to...
– use a rolling date picker that defaults to today and blocks future dates, meaning I have to roll back the years before the date and month, on a device that is made to enter numbers via a numeric keypad
so that...
– I can provide my date of birth

[rona @king_boo]

@GLA_Airport Please register me for flight updates on flight EI3623 on 2022/12/13 08:30 GMT+00:00 RSRCM1

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

"Yesterday I was told by the most senior person working for the Train Operating Companies that he has been stopped from offering us a deal... by the Department of Transport".

Mick Lynch from the @RMTunion explaining that the Tories are blocking a deal on the railway.