A lot of people don't like getting older but not me, I like the wisdom and experience that comes with age.
I used to look at beautiful women and think wow! I would really like to be with her, spread her legs wilder and get inside there.
But now I see a beautiful woman and I'm like uh! Her guy must have to put up with a lot, that looks painful, all that shopping, talking, listening, billing...
It's easier just to be lonely and masturdating, solitude is highly underrated..