Elliot King

Sweet dick willy. Boys Latin Clax 2015. Larry time is essential. let em watch. chops. waaater. yeebs. twisteds. Loyola University MD. shneefs.

[Elliot King @king_els]

I got a thirst for skirts and hell to raise

[Elliot King @king_els]

How do three men in their 30s not have $800s between them? The economy is in shambles

[Elliot King @king_els]

@sarrrrrrrrii @RepCummings @realDonaldTrump correct

[griffin @GRlFFERS]

IM SCREAMING.. THIS PARADE LOOKS LIT

[Mason King @MasonTheKing]

J Cole needs to go back to bed for a couple years after this shit, Deja Vu and Neighbors only ones worth a second listen

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In order to pay for extra security around Trump Tower, the mayor of New York City is asking the White House for $35 million.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

When someone's twitter bio is "I probably hate you."

[Elliot King @king_els]

Prez Trump

[Erin Brinley @Erin_Brinley]

For once I don't wanna go back to school. At all.

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

One of the coolest sports moments I've ever seen. All the feels and chills.

[Elliot King @king_els]

@sammy_logue nice tweet fag. Someone should do 100k worth of damage to you

[Elliot King @king_els]

@jus_DEVastating Brady is embarrassing

[Elliot King @king_els]

P Groove is so dank

[Elliot King @king_els]

KD is clutch #$ @She_well21

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Leonardo DiCaprio has almost been eaten by a shark, has almost been in a plane crash, and has almost died when skydiving due to a bad chute.