King Lollipop

the Goblin King of the junkyard, stealing pies from the windowsills of every cottage in the land.

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@TG22110 Someone answer that poor child

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@huffingduster Heels seem maybe worse for surfing

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@nickdemarco https://t.co/h6oTVKGYcf

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@nickdemarco https://t.co/E074e09Qoy

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@nickdemarco Have you seen my paintings?

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Is there one single tea drawer on the entire planet that is even slightly organized

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@Vaenus_nolv Just writhing away

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@Vaenus_nolv He can't sit still

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GO SUPER BOWEL

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What ever happened to that old saying "baberoni with cheese"? About a hottie.

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I'm ready to hear @alyankovic take on a @tameimpala track

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@nickdemarco I like you

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Is there anything sexier than when Billy Crystal says "shtupping"?

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Santa came and left a diarrhea and an invoice for his services

[TRS-80 Trash Talk @TRS80TrashTalk]

Merry Christmas! Here's a Christmas message originally published in TRS-Link Vol. 26.

[Tim Fullerton @TimFullerton]

Weird Al Yankovic just won 2020.

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What if Santa superspread the whole planet. We all hate him. But with Twinkle in his eye he wink from the north pole as he give the gift of herd immunity.