King Luke

I'm the boss and the king.... Who...Wait What?

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Newsflash for all you idiots at that stupid learning place, your walls aren't even that good to stare at #GoodByesForNobody #CityDomination

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Dare I give an explanation to this flooding? #pantiesoupparty

[King Luke @king_luke69]

@king_luke69 qqp

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Anyone know what happened last night../week/month/year

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Is mount a on strike again ? Whatever just another week to tone the quads and watch that show where people get shiny necklaces #Sochi2014

[Ian Holloway @LawProfHolloway]

@MrMikeRoy @DuckysBar @GarrisonBrewing @maryemmamacneil And we all love Sackville!

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Strike is still happening? Who gives a fuck! Gives me time to tone up, slam some brews, and look for gash.

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Why is there no E-Harmony sexual preference for long stretches of well caulked drywall?

[King Luke @king_luke69]

If you could all take a look for my cock ring in your moms sisters and girlfriends room that would be great!

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Anyone seen my cock ring? Need to walk around with at least a half chub, kill count is suffering. If found plz contact 1888PUSSLAM thanks!

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Strike from what? As long as nothing stops me from dominating gash, living in the house of swole and not functioning as an adult then idgaf

[King Luke @king_luke69]

why do people like cream cheese? you cant even use it to shine up your core #teambutter

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Fuck my cocks big though, fuck you all

[King Luke @king_luke69]

EXAMS OVER LETS GET JÄGER BOMBS COCAINE HOOKERS AND LETS GET MY DICK WET

[King Luke @king_luke69]

People should know what I'm talking about every second of everyday, even though I dont know who they are or where I am #featurepresentation

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Is that a pipe leaking in the library or just remains of the lady juice flood I created? #tsunami

[King Luke @king_luke69]

This just in: your mother found my dongle as impressive as your sister did. Keeping the #wickdipped

[King Luke @king_luke69]

What's the difference between me and a solid piece of chiseled steel? Two iq points and an above average sized dangler

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Alright enough of this fuckin' nonsense, can anyone direct me to the nearest stretch of freshly sealed dry wall #staringcontest

[King Luke @king_luke69]

Exam tomorrow morning but I'm lubing up the monster to tag muff, absolutely sauced @BacardiCanada #king