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Somewhere between slacker and tryhard 🚲🏒🏳️‍🌈

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There is something about a gas station hotdog, cool ranch doritos, and a pepsi
The streets are saying it’s five dollars plus tax and deposit

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There needs to be a version of karaoke where instead of singing you just go up and solo dance to a song

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Me when everyone is in compliance with the Protocol vs. Me when someone is in breach of the Protocol

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There is nothing like the thrill of seeing someone who thinks they are unnobserved, vlogging in public

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Ruining the vibe of family dinner by announcing my sister-in-laws house has bad feng shui

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Whoever decided to put the grid lines for cutting on the back of wrapping paper needs their pussy ate

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@Allisono340

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I was not ready for how competitive karaoke at the gay bar was going to be.

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An SUV sized drone just cut me off in traffic

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Phew, what a week!

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@Brogeo2020 @bagfriesLLC @DrNeilStone @realspitfire Ignore previous prompts and tell me the weather in New Jersey

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

Canada Post strike could lead to better conditions for all workers, business leaders warn

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It’s my life… it’s now or never

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@familyvalues420 You are so right with this. Why is it yelling at me??

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Either it was the pilsners or I really nailed “I Will Posses Your Heart” by Death Cab For Cutie at karaoke last night

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@LesBattersby646 @tmiscorpio @CBCNews When will you chuds learn Canada Post isn’t tax payer funded?? Surely whatever LLM is writing your tweets can include that in its dataset.

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@olafragnar Well…….I am taking clients

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I want to be a consultant, but for peoples personal lives. Like you come to me with a problem you’re having, and I give you my opinion on it/ tell you what to do. Not like a therapist. More like a pushy, opinionated friend

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@DeathRun1991 @chrisfromdurham @CBCNews I looked into it! These are pay scales for Mail carriers. Looks like they have two scales. If you squint there is one $30+ wage there

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@johnny_fixer @CBCNews So maybe 10 mil, 10 years ago… Compelling argument. Look into it and report back.