King Zman

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

at the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning

[monkey D dorky 👾 @OrevaLuffy_]

"Mahoraga is the test that defines the strongest we don't slander the test only those who fail to pass"

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Goals for 2026:

- switch up on my oldest friends
- forget where I came from
- spend less time with my family
- let the money change me

[cabby @cabby]

NAHHHH who said it was #ShowMeYourArmpitsAndLetMeHuffThemAlsoAndLickThemAsWellWednesday??? yall so crazyyy😭😭😹..👀

[greg @gurreggg]

Fuck TI. Fuck Nelly. Fuck 50

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Probably one of my favorite videos of all time

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

The Rizzler tells Theo Von that he loves the smell of SHARPIES 💀🤣

Streets are calling this duo the modern day Aristotle & Socrates 😭🔥

[zay dante @zaydante]

Two years in a row someone has called their opp a pedophile on a global stage

[miriam ♡ ☀️ @roseliiac]

just realized red is the only color in the alphabet that got the same number of letters and numbers

[Majority Report @majorityfm]

Say goodbye to our National Parks

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Snoopy is the most famous dog in the world. And he's giving a live performance of his theme song. This is like the dog version of being at a Michael Jackson concert in 1987. "It's not that fire bro 😭😭". Uh...yes it is. Please respect that little guy's culture

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Right now congress is openly working for Elon Musk and the police are openly working for Jeff Bezos. But go ahead and keep pretending this isn’t an oligarchy.

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

MAGA's,

I want to make this perfectly clear.

I voted for Kamala Harris.

But she lost.

Your guy won.

I will not be trying to join the "winning team" and become friendly to this abomination known as MAGA.

No, I will be checking the cost of eggs. Daily.

The cost of gas. Daily.

The cost of housing. Daily.

Automobiles. Daily. Rent. Daily. Food. Daily. The situation at the border. Daily.

As the Lord is my witness, you BETTER have the price of everything down with ZERO excuses.

The border better be shut as a motherplucka.

You taunted us for FOUR YEARS saying Biden sucks and your guy can fix everything.

So do it.

Or I will drag your MAGA asses across the galaxy and to Orions Belt and back.

The level of mockery I will put you through if Trump doesn't accomplish exactly at least 90% what he promised will be historical.

You have been put notice.

Not get the fuck out of my Ted talk.

[Devon Stack @Black_Pilled]

Average boomer retirement plan.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Remember this. Lock it in.

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Jared Goff’s ball fake was so elite it fooled a defender into committing one of the latest hits you’ll ever see.