kinga

Creative // Aspiring Cat

[kinga @kinga_waw]

So my cat got stuck on the window today...

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@GOVUK I need to update the passport details on my settled status, how long will it take to process the passport and get it back to me?
I can't find this information anywhere online and there's no one available at the call centre to talk to me.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Men only want one thing and it's the Baudelaire fortune

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@twcuddleston We were told that the sound of heels clicking on the pavement is a turn-on for men, so if we get attacked while wearing heels it's our fault and we were basically attracting the predators...

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@JJHoppard Aww Joe...🥺

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am very much struggling with the concept that it’s december tomorrow?? apparently time flies when you are having absolutely not fun at all

[Lovedreadingthis @lovedreadinthis]

In case you missed it we are searching for 1000 words! Will Maclean signed 1000 copies of his book The Apparition Phase & in each copy he wrote 1 word. Put together these 1000 words make a story.
Twitter please help to find the 1000 words! Please Retweet
#apparitionphase1000

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Donald—I appreciate the free publicity for Borat! I admit, I don’t find you funny either. But yet the whole world laughs at you.

I’m always looking for people to play racist buffoons, and you’ll need a job after Jan. 20. Let’s talk!

https://t.co/itWnhJ8TQF

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@hayleysarratt The likes tho

[kinga @kinga_waw]

Quality

[Michael Dougherty @Mike_Dougherty]

NOVEMBER THIRRRRRRD...

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@pattonoswalt

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@F9Rafal @BorysPaleczny1 @HebanMaja @PaweZiarko Lol

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@jerzKwasniewski @MSZ_RP Albo w ogole nie rozumie pan jezyka angielskiego, albo to bezczelne klamstwo aby zamydlic oczy polakow waszymi homofobicznymi i anty europejskimi wymyslami.

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@jerzKwasniewski @vonderleyen @jerzKwasniewski You either didn't understand the original tweet or are purposely and publicly misinterpreting it to give the non-English speaking Polish public a distorted view of the decision to fit your anti-EU homophobic agenda. Knowing you it's the latter.

[Georgie✨ @geeorgee_x]

This is fucking ridiculous, people aren’t obese because there’s junk food adverts on before 9 o’clock, people are obese because a pack of 20% fat mince is £3.95 and a pack of 5% fat is £5.79, people are obese because a pack of busicuits is 20 odd pence and a bag of apples is £2

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@JakeButlerr @Veloretti Mango bikes look pretty cool

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@JJHoppard @pauli_zo I think most of Europe (apart from Belarus) voted for him. The current president got the majority in the US. However I think a lot of the voters who chose one of the other candidates in the first round would vote for Trzaskowski now.

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@JJHoppard @pauli_zo I wouldn’t be surprised tbh. It may of course just be the royal mail failing to deliver the votes, but the missing stamps or incorrectly printed ballots (with both options offering the current president) are definitely our goverments’s / embassy’s fault.

[kinga @kinga_waw]

@JJHoppard @pauli_zo Yes sadly (but not surprisingly) in countries where the opposition got the majority of votes in the first round this time the votes arrived without the official stamps (making them not valid) or haven’t arrived at all.

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

A man just told me “I hope you smiling up under that mask girl”... we cannot escape 😕