King Chance

NORTHTΣΧAS 🏈

[King Chance @kingchancem]

I'm probably the most awkward person you'll every meet in your life

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

Guess we’re back to our Sunday ritual so the markets don’t flip out tomorrow morning.

[DRUSKI @druski]

The prequel to MICHAEL... 'JOE' 😂 COMING TO THEATERS SOON

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨Trump is now single handedly responsible for 27.7% of the national debt.

This is dramatically more than any President in American history.

[Russell Foster A New Texas @RussellFosterTX]

Up until yesterday, this is how people interacted with the reflecting pool, which we all own. Now, Trump will arrest anyone who puts a finger in the water. How exactly is this freedom that the GOP constantly says we have more of now than ever before? Let's get back to the old way

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil."

April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil. We have tremendous oil and gas, much more than we need."

June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks...we would really run out, and there'll be a time when you wouldn't be able to get it."

[Drebae @Drebae_]

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning?

Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

[ESPN @espn]

BACK-TO-BACK NATIONAL CHAMPIONS‼️

Texas takes the #WCWS Finals sweep 🔥💪

[Nashville Zoo @NashvilleZoo]

Stand with us to protect the future of Nashville Zoo.

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[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

It seems there is an entirely different set of rules for Republicans and Democrats.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Americans be like: "9/11, the most shocking day in world history, when we knew we werent safe at home"

The rest of the world on a daily basis for the past century under Isreal and american t*rrorism:

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

We Are Living in the Dumbest Timeline

Donald Trump just posted a photo of a wind turbine next to birds and captioned it “Killing birds by the millions!”

He posted this without irony.

For every single bird killed by a wind turbine, nuclear and fossil fuel plants kill 2,118 birds. Coal alone kills roughly 7.9 million birds a year in the United States. Wind turbines? Between 140,000 and 328,000. That is not a defence of wind turbines.

We are living in genuinely, historically stupid times. Only rivalled, frankly, by the medieval peasants who blamed the Black Death on cats and promptly killed all the cats, which meant the rats multiplied, which meant more plague.

At least the peasants had the excuse of having no access to information whatsoever.

Trump has the internet. He chose this.

[Captain Paul Watson Foundation 🐋🏴‍☠️ @CaptPaulWatson]

Industrial krill trawling in Antarctica is expanding while whale populations are still recovering from commercial whaling. That should concern everyone. 🐋 #KrillWars

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

A woman in Texas was arrested after she made a Facebook post sounding the alarm about the water quality in her town.

The water in Trinidad, Texas, sometimes runs brown, but when Jennifer Combs posted about it, the cops came and took her to jail.

Video via @FOX4

[jay🩸 @hautecamp]

yall they charged her with a FEL0NY over a facebook post about the poor water quality 😑

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

STEPHON CASTLE POSTER ON HARTENSTEIN 🤯🤯🤯

DUNK OF THE PLAYOFFS.

(via @NBA)

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has scrapped all protections for a critically endangered whale species known as the Rice's whale, allowing oil and gas drilling in their natural habitat.

The regulatory meeting dooming the 50 remaining Rice's whales lasted just 15 minutes.