Elliot James

Philosophy graduate of #Newcastleuniversity Newcastle United F.C.

[ToonArmy @toonarmy_com]

🚨 BREAKING: Al-Hilal have submitted a £61M bid for talented midfielder Jeff Hendrick.

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

3 years ago there was a new racist neighbour lady video like every week but the one that i still think about is this Orochimaru one

[Elliot James @kingellzo]

@ToonMouthTyne @defcentral Why ya lying for?

[Yvî @Veektaw]

Anybody that still has to play Newcastle gonna need God to pull it off, they’re so good.

[Elliot James @kingellzo]

@Jt40John @RAF_Luton Didn't know British Airways had Vulcans in their fleet. Looks like concord to me too

[Elliot James @kingellzo]

@_wefoundthebody Wouldn't dream of boosting your viewer numbers at all. Nice try.

[Elliot James @kingellzo]

@_wefoundthebody You're an incredibly inconsiderate person, try having some empathy instead of only caring about your views. Give up.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK THE #PokemonGOCommunityDay

[Nufc Chants 🎶 @toonchants]

Nee whinging big lad @rioferdy5 … remember ya clubs turning a profit, no debt, oh & playing in the PL! Terrible!

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS?

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

We're offering free tests for Premier League defenders from Monday

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

[Watching Sunset]
Her: This is incredible.
Me: As incredible as this? *i pull out my blue eyes white dragon card*

[President Joe Biden (So-Called) @biden4pres]

A world. An entire world, of warcraft. Not on my watch.

[Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas]

Joselu has just hit the corner flag with a shot from 20 yards.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[jerm @jerm_cohen]

Roof Culture during Quarantine in NYC

[Chad @anything4views]

All I see on Twitter now is "normalize this" and "normalize that"

Bro shut the fuck up, normalize my cock and balls.

[Elliot James @kingellzo]

Lejeune 😓

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why
I got out of bed at all.

The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can’t see at all.

Even if I could it would all be gray, got your picture on my wall.

It reminds me that it’s not so bad, not so bad...