King Harrison 🦋

ENTP, husband and dad, IBM i enthusiast, PHP dev, GT/Hawks/Falcons/ATL United/311 Fan, Former GT & Rust Cheer coach, & World Champion (He/Him)

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

@DeepDishEnjoyer The challenge is you can string together a large amount of things and see the likely outcome and result. And it’s very hard to tell people that.

Kinda like if we were playing chess, you move your pawn, and I can tell you’ve lost 8 moves from now. It can be very hard to explain

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

@falkrak Mines not quite as high as yours, but 100% get it.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

The difference between Iran and Vietnam is that Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

@mans_wisdom_ All true EXCEPT if you also have adhd. Then the quiet and arguing thing goes out the window.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

@petem59 Whats the attack surface? Must be public facing? Must have ability to compile on your machine?

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

@ashleyepryan I liquidated my Coinbase account today.....

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

@ashleyepryan Hahaha. It’s good for cold mornings and hot afternoons if you want to maintain a very specific temperature. It’s also expensive.

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

@thefarmersheep I love how online you have to be to get this.

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

@OldRowSwig NYC (and living in most cities) was a lot cooler before Amazon and the internet. Now anyone can learn to cook, if you’re close to a grocery store you can make food that’s pretty good, and there’s not really something you can’t watch online.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl a dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you 😂😂

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

@ProjectGokuu I struggle with this one. We make sure our son gets plenty of sleep. But without his ADHD meds he would not be as successful as he is.

[Frank Magana @FrankMagana15]

The Pope reacts to Ye’s new album, ‘BULLY’

“Good God almighty, that n*gga is good”

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

@hoddsuspenders He’s an amazing artist with a lot of mental health issues. When he’s on the meds he’s the GOAT. And when he’s not he bankrupts himself and says a lot of crazy shit.

The kind of guy you want to make records but you ain’t hanging out with because ydk whd

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

So true….

[Libriscent @libriscent]

being neurodivergent is noticing patterns right away in absolutely everything, and then wondering why everyone else doesn’t fucking see them.

[King Harrison 🦋 @kingharrison]

This is so true....

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Being neurodivergent means that no one listens to you because you’re right too far in advance and then, when it’s finally come to fruition, the common law statute of limitations for remembering what someone else said a while ago has been surpassed so we don’t even get to be told we were right. it’s deeply unsatisfying

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Being neurodivergent means that no one listens to you because you’re right too far in advance and then, when it’s finally come to fruition, the common law statute of limitations for remembering what someone else said a while ago has been surpassed so we don’t even get to be told we were right. it’s deeply unsatisfying

[Anaida @anaidasultana]

I fully believe Iran's missile range capabilities have increased. One of them will hit my portfolio tomorrow at 9 am sharp

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Going to send this to my accountant and tell him his services will no longer be needed as I've found a new guy.