Alexis

1/31/17❤ & 8/30/24💙

[Alexis @kingkong847]

Its been a pleasure gaffer
@PepTeam

👑💙😭🫡

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

The Pep Guardiola era at Manchester City is now over. 🏁

📆 10 Years
✔️ 593 Games
✅ 416 Wins
🤝 86 Draws
❌ 91 Losses
⚽️ 1,422 Goals For
🥅 521 Goals Against
🏆 Premier League, x6
🏆 League Cup, x5
🏆 Community Shield, x3
🏆 FA Cup, x3
🏆 UEFA Super Cup, x1
🏆 FIFA Club World Cup, x1
🏆 UEFA Champions League, x1
🎖️ Premier League Manager of the Month, x13
🎖️ Premier League Manager of the Season, x5
🎖️ LMA Premier League Manager of the Year, x4
🎖️ LMA Manager of the Year, x3
🎖️ The Best FIFA Football Coach, x1
🎖️ UEFA Men's Coach of the Year, x1
🎖️ IFFHS World's Best Club Coach, x1
🎖️ League Managers Association Hall of Fame
🎖️ Globe Soccer Awards Coach of the Century

Thank you for changing our lives, @PepTeam. 👑

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Erling Haaland has been named in the 2026 @FIFPRO Men's World 11 🩵

Congratulations, @Erling! 👏

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

RAYAN CHERKI WIZARD FILTH 🪄

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

“If he wants to pass Trumpcare-for-All, I'm ok with it.. Donald, if you're watching, we'll put your name on it. You get to be the American president who finally guaranteed health care for every single American."

@AbdulElSayed to me today, lol.

Full intv: https://t.co/W8g8V0efSF

[Alexis @kingkong847]

And the Middle School #Rams

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

The only Abbott I acknowledge is Elementary.

[sherlock💡 @itskwasi]

One small issue though, the Big Beautiful Bill takes effect in January that’s going to fuck a lot of people & like clockwork, people will forget it was passed by Republicans.

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

we’re seizing the cracker barrels at dawn

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @FreakyTuah]

Just when you think vegetables can’t call. Onion rings

[jezz @JezziiB]

About 24 hours from now... Fox News is suddenly going to remember that the National Debt has ballooned to over $40 TRILLION, and they're going to expect the Democrats to fix that

[Rob @robrousseau]

is it just me or is every single social media algorithm working overtime to make you as insane as possible right now. like, moreso than usual

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

It's weird to live in a world where millions think that all the scientists, researchers, and doctors are lying, but the fraud-convicted reality TV host is the one telling the truth.

[Daily Iran News @DailyIranNews]

🚨 BREAKING: WAR HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! 🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱

Iran's Supreme Leader orders the military to bring US and Israeli assets within firing range.

@grok, verify!

[Alexis @kingkong847]

@centregoals @MattHardyJourno

[OWAW Vol III OUT NOW 📖✏️! @TimHickson1]

remember when the Fire Nation started teaching kids the Air Nomads were actually violent protesters and terrorists who deserved to be shot in the back of the head for impeding law enforcement?

[Greg Baldwin @GregBaldwinIroh]

@usedgov Hi! Second voice of Uncle Iroh here with a message for you and your boss…

[໊ @wandasattorney]

ITS ALWAYS A LEGEND AND NEVER THAT FAT ORANGE FUCK

[Pinkmanthress🇵🇸🕊️🤍 @sillygirlheaven]

tobias and bonaventure

[Alexis @kingkong847]

@ChiomaAfc1

[Alexis @kingkong847]

@WelBeast

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Manchester City’s fault, once again.