Morrison

22 years old and not opposed to MILFs and Boy MILFs twice my age. Don’t listen to my band, we are terrible.

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

Whatever that means.

[Marcy🍉 @ClawsOfHeresy]

If benjamin franklin were still alive he would probably make thirst trap edits of the mucinex germ

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

It feels so good to drink beer and not worry about it spilling from my throat when I swallow it. What are you guys up to today?

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@woofgonecrazy Ts tuff

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Wanna know me wanna own me wanna clone me fuck you you can blow me

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Spet

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The Roarison Phoeknight

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@sleepyreuniclus 🏳️‍🌈👉👌😮

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

Hoo boy.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

@sleepyreuniclus Seriously?? It’s 2007… Get over yourself :/

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

@sleepyreuniclus Yeah. Any other questions, miss nosy?

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

@sleepyreuniclus You think I don’t?

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

@sleepyreuniclus Not very big at all. I like to run around n’ throw up n’ stuff.

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

@sleepyreuniclus Yeah. That’s the reason.

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Yeah I’m doing it so what

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Ahh whoops.

[user @user84829272]

Being consistently late to things is such a giant character flaw that you’re basically a lesser species

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

🫟

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

Wolf video

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I’m so hungry. I think I will drink alcohol about it

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@draychaludonz Thanks Drayster.

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

I know it sounds crazy. I went to a hotel, the guy was mopping the floors… He was a janitor.

[Morrison @kingmoshpit]

Am I cute or what