Jerry, the Beard🈯

I Fix things ⚙️🔧 I support Chelsea⚽ Milwaukee Bucks🏀 I Listen to Burna 🦍 Follow on I.G @kingobozy to read my poems 📝

[Marc Cucurella @cucurella3]

Thank you 💙

[Oku @oku_yungx]

To be financially stable, you need to learn how to disappoint women.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

If she wanna fuck that other nigga, there’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop her

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

[Jerry, the Beard🈯 @kingobozy]

@terrificprodigy Had to move to gated estate with call in access cos of una..

Dey play

[Ambidexter!⚡ @drambidexter]

The guy wey your babe truly like no even dey do anything for her, he just exists. You dey spend like fool 😂

[Jerry, the Beard🈯 @kingobozy]

@SilentstormJ @SimpPolice911 Every game is deceptive in nature.
That's why it is called game.

[Jerry, the Beard🈯 @kingobozy]

@principaldc99 At this point Mbappe will retire before Ronaldo

[ogechi onuoha @OgechiOnuoha_]

So a Yoruba boy wins ‘National Maths Olympiad’. FG refuses to sponsor him to Rome.
Alex Onyia, from his own pocket,organizes the SE Maths Olympiad and takes the 3 winners to Rome.
But some Yorubas are cursing him for not funding the Yoruba boy to Rome.
As how?
Are you people mad?

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Life got a lot easier when I stopped being afraid to disappoint women with my honesty.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Look at America, Europe and Canada today.

Indians are leading top companies, building global technology, running hospitals, teaching in world-class universities and occupying important positions across the world.

Look at China.

They moved hundreds of millions from poverty to global power by taking education, science, engineering, manufacturing and national planning seriously.

None of this happened by accident.

Nations that invest in human capital eventually export influence.

That is the path we must take.

We are not grooming children just to survive Nigeria.

We are grooming a generation that will compete with the best minds on earth.

Our education must move from survival to global domination.

[Jerry, the Beard🈯 @kingobozy]

@tobilobaphotog @iread_bayode @winexviv @chikaehiemere If you believe this then j will soon call you pretending to be from your bank and send you a code for you to tell me what it is cos I definitely know you are dumb enough to fall for that shit

[Jerry, the Beard🈯 @kingobozy]

@i_am_dimmygee @AdeoluwaBkk You dey mind the idiot.

Cheating is woman's way of telling you she no rate your papa

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

So if man no guide, e no deserve woman loyalty but if e guide, make e loyal to one woman.

Go buy jersey make you print mumu for the back give your boyfriend. 😭😂

[Jerry, the Beard🈯 @kingobozy]

Yes you can by all female logic

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

If I am dating within my wage and I start earning better, can I dump the girl I was dating before and move to a girl within my new wage bracket ?

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

If I am dating within my wage and I start earning better, can I dump the girl I was dating before and move to a girl within my new wage bracket ?

[Everest @novieverest]

Please marry right.
A man divorced his wife because she had ₦600k in her account but couldn't pay ₦24k for their daughter's treatment.

She almost died.

[Stanley Tommy @StanleyTommy18]

BOLA AHMED TINUBU IS A THIEF SUPERVISING THE ACTIVITIES OF MANY THIEVES.

in capital letters.

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

Femi Gbajabiamila’s fraud in China is a death sentence.

But in Nigeria, we talk about it and move on.

[FESTUS OGUN @mrfestusogun]

The Gbajabiamila scandal tells you everything you need to know about the Bola Tinubu Presidency.