𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘

king of slurm…. the emperor, even, of slurm.

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

*in fiefdom chat*

me: the lord must be slain tonight, his wicked abuse and egregious taxation has gone on far too long!!!
👍3 🔥7 ❤️4

[the lord has added you to ✨favorite serfs chat✨]

*back in fiefdom chat*

me: idk or we can just like chill for a sec and play it by ear

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

i think therefore i am, and i am therefore i’m goated

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

bro could have said nothing lmao

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Senator Lindsey Graham dedicated his life to serving the people of South Carolina and the United States. 

Throughout his career, he stood resolutely in defence of democracy and freedom, most recently and particularly with Ukraine and its people.

I offer my condolences to Senator Graham’s family, friends, and all those who served alongside him.

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@nypost it’s crazy that people who read the new york post are allowed to vote

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

do pokémon get shiny envy

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@neeratanden do you actually believe anyone else believes this

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

I’VE ABANDONED MY SNAPSTERPIECE

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@HotDogThrower @ProfondoRobbo what do you think cinematography is

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@yogeshtwet hey i accidentally liked this post so i feel like i have to tell you that you’re a fucking moron

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

how many fucking times is this geriatric devil gonna lose a supreme court hearing before someone on his staff goodfellas’es him

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@mistergeezy @joshvam you are actually mentally unwell dude

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@BookerGWash could have fooled me!!

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

CANADA ROUND OF 16 ITS SO BEAUTIFUL I NEVER DOUBTED FOR A SECOND

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

waow

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@trouble_man90 it’s crazy how you literally don’t believe in anything. like you literally have zero principles or convictions whatsoever

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@BLM_Stanton @O__V__P @ChiefTeef8

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@London169226 @spicynickels @RuNoseP i think that’s incredibly dumb, and as someone else said, infantilizing.

she shouldn’t be immune to criticism because something shitty she said happened to coincide with a day that is celebrating/honouring an important occasion for her people

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@London169226 @brad418 @spicynickels @RuNoseP so you think everyone, collectively, should have said nothing about her comments because they came on on juneteenth??

that literally is you calling her infallible!! you’re claiming because it’s juneteenth, she can’t do wrong!!!

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@London169226 @spicynickels @RuNoseP if a gay politician makes a really dumb comment during pride month, do we have to wait until july to address it?

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@London169226 @brad418 @spicynickels @RuNoseP hey can you respond to this

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@London169226 @spicynickels @RuNoseP please explain why it’s insensitive to address comments made by someone the day those comments were made public

[𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘 @kingofslurm]

@London169226 @spicynickels @RuNoseP please explain why it’s insensitive to address comments made by someone the day those comments were made public