had a dream that a kid was drowning in a watering hole and i had to get him out. but then when i got him out he turned into a bee. and someone accidentally broke the bee’s leg and pinched its thorax and i was like guys that’s gonna hurt him when he transforms back
just had a flashback to the time at camp whittle that i tried pick teams for my cabin by closing my eyes and moving my finger around at random and i accidentally put all the tallest, strongest boys on my team and everyone else on my other counselor’s team
average radius=.75 inches, and average length=5.5 inches. the volume of a cylinder=(πr^2)xlength. if you multiply length by 2, and radius by 1.73 you get 6x volume. this leaves you with a length of 11 in, and a radius of 1.3 in. or you could multiply radius by 2 and length by 1.5
you’re not a real person unless you spend $100 on split pea soup. you’re not a real person unless you spend $500 on sneakers. if kurt cobain had a bbl he would’ve taken the shotgun out of his mouth. you are incomplete, you must keep spending
sure NYT I believe that a “restaurant gap relationship” is not only a real thing but that a phenomenon that has only emerged in the past 5-10 years wrought by opportunistic opentable scrapers, private dining clubs, credit card points, concierge services, and nyc’s increasingly competitive restaurant scene is in fact “the ultimate test of compatibility”
back in my day clothing companies made their models wear as much clothing as possible to advertise their clothes. models waddling around looking like big old meatballs—that’s how you knew the clothes were irresistible. but kids these days model with the clothes off! no respect