urgent urchin merchant

im a freaking dennis to society mate

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

lol it's a little more nuanced than that,

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

it is, once again, the night of the expanding man

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

my first time seeing the northern lights
big mountain, salt lake /morgan co, ut

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

it's called a life list because it's what life is all about

[Aspen goes birding⛸️ @birdmoder]

Life list card is so real

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

My daughter Spacious Courtyard has hardly touched her salmon jerky

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

who’s got two thumbs and needs to be gotten a load of

[Aspen goes birding⛸️ @birdmoder]

There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me.
The sign was painted, said ‘Private Property.’
But on the backside, it didn’t say nothing.
This land was made for you and me.

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

french band name: 92
people: erm it’s quatre-vingt-douze☝️🙄

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I don't want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

@DumbassTheDank hi mr. joever, just happened to search twitter to try my luck, i will take it if you got one to burn!

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

@cybermilesb Oops, left you hanging in LinkedIn purgatory! 🤦‍♂️ Fixing that now before they revoke my 'professional adulting' card! 😂💼 #PendingRequestChampion #Whoops #ProcrastinationGoals #NetworkingFail #INeedHelpWithThis

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

have you ever asked your chick for other chickens?

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

@NeonTetraploid gob ears

[𝓮𝓶 @e_m_12334]

I wish young people today could have experienced how good fast casual slop was during obama's first term

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

@hemingboy @BlakkBile they just completed a full wiring map of their brain with over 50 million synapses

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

ajonjoli

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

@PeterPalombi wtf wya

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

@NeonMarlboroMan what an honor to be next to ev

[urgent urchin merchant @keeeevt]

@hemingboy the next block eh... now that's really saying something...