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One of the puppets hugged me after so I guess weโre fine ๐ I still feel bad tho because I asked where their family was from originally...which I've recently learned is what's known as a" micro-agression" ๐ฉ #networkingfail ๐ชก
$GME That's just wrong that @ryancohen didn't bring him to the game the other night after making the poor bunny relocate. #networkingfail
@cybermilesb Oops, left you hanging in LinkedIn purgatory! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Fixing that now before they revoke my 'professional adulting' card! ๐๐ผ #PendingRequestChampion #Whoops #ProcrastinationGoals #NetworkingFail #INeedHelpWithThis
Ah yes.
"I don't want to do the hard sell but I'll do it anyway" connection message on Likedin.
I know these get sent in bulk.
Please don't.
Another one for our bingo card @jkhoey.
#networkingfail
When youโve been doing Networking Events for a whole year and no one points out your screen name has shortened to this!!
Supposed to say SEO & Analytics
#networkingfail #zoomfail #zoom
LinkedIn #networkingfail of the week. Can you top this @MMaryMcKenna @marycarty @jkhoey Can networking on and offline be added to the school circumlum please, we need to catch people early!...... delete
Not a good enough reason. #networkingfail
@carlospache_co @jkhoey I can't stand fake sincerity. Humans have pretty good bs indicators, shame it goes to code red most of the time with messages like this.
#linkedinbingo #networkingfail
@marycarty @jkhoey How to make sure I will not look at your profile again.
"Hey Carlos, thanks for stopping by! Please feel free to connect with me and let me know if I can help you with introductions to my network."
#linkedinbingo #networkingfail
@jkhoey and I are playing #linkedinbingo to document the networking requests we receive. From today's inbox:
"We may have business interests in common".
Let's up our game and be more authentic.
#Networking #BYDN #NetworkingFail
Isn't it funny how the people you already know who send you LinkedIn connection requests include a note - but those you don't know don't?
#networkingfail #whoareyouagain
@ReformedBroker Everyone attending @wealthstackconf is all about early morning hikes, gym meet-ups, and ideation sessions; all I'm trying to do is have some cocktails and fire up some cigars. #networkingfail
"Let's do this. If you hear of a job for me, you reach out to me."
#NetworkingFail
#DontBeAnAskhole
#GetToKnowPeopleBeforeYouNeedThem
#LetsDoThisIsAnOrder
#IAmNotAnOrderTaker
#rantover :)
It grinds my gears when someone online asks โtell me more about what you do...โ
I mean... did all 12 pages of Google results, two websites, over 70 articles NOT make that clear? #SkipTheSmallTalk #JustAskForWhatYouWant #NetworkingFail
@RagingRecruiter Love when a candidate ignores my outreach, but responds to that email months later to ask if I can help them. #networkingfail
Arrived in cologne for the @MadaFaunaFlora meeting and realised I left my business cards at home! #NetworkingFail
Maybe I can claim I've gone paper free?
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