Alm

⠀╍╍╍╍⠀ ┃𝗛 𝗲 𝗿 𝗼┃⠀⠀┃𝗼 𝗳┃⠀╍╍╍╍ ⠀⠀⋆⠀⠀┃𝗣⠀𝗿⠀𝗼⠀𝗽⠀𝗵⠀𝗲⠀𝗰⠀𝘆┃⠀⠀⋆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊﹊ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝𝓕𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝒇𝖚𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊!❞

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

“There must be something wrong with Berkut if he’s sleeping in a canopy bed. Men don’t sleep in canopy beds!” Shouted Alm. And, oh… he’s been talking about those canopy beds, and he’s come to the conclusion that men don’t sleep in them.

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

- horror kind of big?

…IDIOT! Why was English such a struggle for him? Why was his head bigger than a troll?

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Way bigger than his… bogey? WHAT?!
His head was much larger than his evil spirit, bogle (phantom goblin), ghost, spectre, phantom, hobgoblin, ogre, troll, demon, devil, fiend, sprite, witch, warlock, apparition, nightmare, abomination and -

[Fernand @RigelianKnight]

Ferb had a big head. Way bigger than his bogey kind of big head.

He was a big headed alien.

[Emperor Rudolf @EmperorOfRigel]

Wha-What!? Impossi-gay! That makes… noooo sense!

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

He thinks it's possible that Rudolf just wasn't very smart, and nothing about his 0.5D chess gambit with Alm or its eventual reveal made any sense, because he was an idiot.

He's a bad father, a worse uncle, and a poor ruler towards his own people, plus even worse to Zofia.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

The Talking Trees were upgraded from Gatekeeper to Abysskeeper.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

“LEAVE.”

“OUT.”

“Get back.“

“All the way back.”

Ranted the bossy tree sitting on the white elephant that was walking into a large boulder, while he was too busy screaming his talking tree head off to notice. Because, oh… he was talkin'.

[Emperor Rudolf @EmperorOfRigel]

@KingOfValentia He was glad he finally showed up. It wasn’t making any sense when he wasn’t real.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

@StrictSoldier -- tent? Huh. That's odd. How did Lukas knock on a tent?

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

It sure seemed like Lukas was up there on the list…

But Alm is the-- Alm is the best.
He claimed and more.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

@StrictSoldier -- want to move into town. But Alm was more pleased with the idea of getting Gray and Tobin back.

He has no idea.

He snuck in undetected? Then how was Rocco brought home?

They should have been.

What? Really? How would that help him become a knight?

Python is hiding in his --

[Lukas @StrictSoldier]

@KingOfValentia - had instead suggested to Forsyth that it might be a good way to become a knight.

He had went up to his tent the other day, knocking on it but no one would answer. If he were to guess, he would say Python is hiding in his tent.

[Lukas @StrictSoldier]

@KingOfValentia - business. How long had he been a fisherman?

He had yet to figure that out. All he knows is that Rocco snuck in, undetected.

He was not sure, he thought they were dead from the village burning…

Well, he should rephrase that. He did not start that rumor, he -