Tony

You say you never saw this coming, well you're not alone

[Tony @kingsizedup]

And to think, the McChicken made this moment happen. Good thing they're $1 again! Thanks @McDonalds, feel free to slide back into my DMs anytime 😉😘

[daymon @k0rsica]

when trump removes the term limit and its obama vs trump in 2028

[paris rae @parisrae13]

yeah i’m never ever bringing children into this fucking world.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

this singlehandedly sent me over the edge dude i have to hear about this fat fucking dipshit homunculus for the next four years

[Tony @kingsizedup]

….how are we doing this again, just how

[Papí @doublecuppme]

I’ve said this for years, as much shit as y’all on this app try to talk about Obama, if there wasn’t a two term limit he would have been President until he died

[Jay 🍀 @TREHAWKlNS]

Obama in 2028 when Trump repeals the 22nd ammendment

[Tony @kingsizedup]

@PInsider_ 👀

[Tony @kingsizedup]

I just bet $45 on Kamala, so if she wins, her first economic act will be getting me $100. That’s an economic plan I can believe in

[Tony @kingsizedup]

one thing Beyoncé gonna do is find an old picture of you

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Beyoncé reps Kamala Harris T-Shirt in new photos.

[Tony @kingsizedup]

once again reinforcing my political theory that young men are going right wing because they’re incels

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

People are dunking on Dr. Phil, but voting for Trump because a pretty woman wouldn't talk to them is THE KEY DEMOGRAPHIC of Trump's supporters.

[Tony @kingsizedup]

aww, wish I had known about doing something like this sooner

[SDL @SocDoneLeft]

Elon Musk has suspended the "@SwapYourVote" account.

SwapYourVote links 1 swing state protest voter with 2 safe state Dems.

This boosts Dem votes in purple states and leftist votes in blue states.

Elon hates that, because vote swapping can stop a Trump win. Sign up today!

[Tony @kingsizedup]

me voting today

[S ミ☆ @legendarihhhh]

i’m crying, she’s got time today. welcome back badgalriri.

[Tony @kingsizedup]

no, just let me doomscroll as god intended

[MacRumors.com @MacRumors]

Track 2024 Election Results Live on Your iPhone Lock Screen https://t.co/AfuuAcnQMT

[Tony @kingsizedup]

it’s certainly no this

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk reacts to news of Lady Gaga appearing at Kamala Harris’ rally:

“Futile”

[Tony @kingsizedup]

no, daylight savings all year round!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Daylight Saving Time has ended, turning the clock back one hour.

This means less sunlight in the evening.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

Who pays the tariff? We the tariff. Wait for the moment the guy finally realizes at the end….

[Tony @kingsizedup]

Even practically, this is ridiculous, because why am I saving the kid over my woman?! I DON’T KNOW IT! I would obviously rather have my woman with me