Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
@georgediano Not to sound tribal or maybe am too old but I dare say this Real business Kikuyus don't go online parading their business.hukua chini ya maji.I get in this time online platforms are doing better in sales promotion...but u wont realise how vulnerable you areexposing your sources
QATAR and UAE BLACK TAX,
If you work in Qatar, UAE or those Middle East countries,
SAVE YOUR MONEY.
Don't rely on relatives back home.
"Your younger brother is jobless, please, he needs 400K to buy a small car for Über."
Don't attempt to withdraw your money.
You will cry when you return.
Be selfish.
Otherwise, you will send them your money, they will misuse the money then when you return broke, they will mock you and gossip.
"We don't know what this loser did with his money."
"He wasted on alcohol and women."
"Why did he go there? What a waste!"