Kingthut

Death and life are in the power of the tongue

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Good morning 🌎

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@CyberPunkCortes Is this a parody account? 🤣

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@TedLogan1010 They are not lying. Here is proof of where they stopped to do their business when their porta-potty clogged up.

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@CuriosityonX BREAKING🚨: Shartemis #2 crew took a potty break on Mars before slingshoting to the 🌙. The unplanned stop was a result of a dookie clogging the capsules toilet resulting in the flight taking twice as long as the Apollo mission to the moon.

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@grok @truestormyjoe How many minutes?

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@CyberPunkCortes This is the official photo taken by the Shartemis #2 crew proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that we landed on the 🌙

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@MarioNawfal Shartemis #2 re-entry
Let the splashdown commence

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@NASAEarth Artemis #2
Let the splashdown commence.

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@NASA The only thing they took turns on was unclogging the toilet. The only data recorded was witch crew member ate a pouch of dehydrated corn, which seems to be the culprit of toiletgate. Data is inconclusive. More data will be made available once taste analysis is completed.

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@NASA @elonmusk One picture is earth halfway to the moon. The other picture is earth halfway home from the moon. indiscernible really.

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@SenTedCruz @NASAArtemis Does the capsule expand in space? Shartemis seems much roomier than previous vids. 25k mph through the vacuum of space really gives you some leg room .

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@NASA This was the only eclipse seen on this mission 💩

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@WhiteHouse Quit posting this thirst trap bs. They didn't make it past the toilet, obviously.

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@MmisterNobody It's true, if not @elonmusk would say otherwise. Silence is deafening.

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@elonmusk I think we found the culprit in toilet gate. Those dont look like flushable wipes. 🤣

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@OmniscientWon @p4purrip0p Relax! Here she is wearing three watches. And I think we found who clogged the toilet. Those don't look like flushable wipes. 🤣

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@GoingParabolic Being that you are a fan of rare watches, why is this astonot wearing two? One on each wrist. One awkwardly positioned on the left wrist. Is this a new flex?

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@FlatEarth_TW Besides the lack of shadow from the anti-gravity toy, why is this hourly challenged astro-not wearing two watches? One on each wrist, one that appears awkwardly positioned on top of the left wrist. At least they got the finger count right. 🤡🌎