@CuriosityonX BREAKING๐จ: Shartemis #2 crew took a potty break on Mars before slingshoting to the ๐. The unplanned stop was a result of a dookie clogging the capsules toilet resulting in the flight taking twice as long as the Apollo mission to the moon.
@NASA The only thing they took turns on was unclogging the toilet. The only data recorded was witch crew member ate a pouch of dehydrated corn, which seems to be the culprit of toiletgate. Data is inconclusive. More data will be made available once taste analysis is completed.
@SenTedCruz@NASAArtemis Does the capsule expand in space? Shartemis seems much roomier than previous vids. 25k mph through the vacuum of space really gives you some leg room .
@OmniscientWon@p4purrip0p Relax! Here she is wearing three watches. And I think we found who clogged the toilet. Those don't look like flushable wipes. ๐คฃ
@GoingParabolic Being that you are a fan of rare watches, why is this astonot wearing two? One on each wrist. One awkwardly positioned on the left wrist. Is this a new flex?
@FlatEarth_TW Besides the lack of shadow from the anti-gravity toy, why is this hourly challenged astro-not wearing two watches? One on each wrist, one that appears awkwardly positioned on top of the left wrist. At least they got the finger count right. ๐คก๐